Does Thou Want To See Cringe?

This is mostly a reader insert blog, but instead of making oneshots, I do cringe ideas so other authors do the job of making it better :3 I also draw sometimes.

[cringey-robotgirl]

⚠️ This is an introduction and boundary post.

Hello! My username is Cringey-RobotGirl, but you can call me Solver or Cr3am_S0da. I am currently seventeen years old, I like to draw and write, I also like robots.

I write reader insert ideas for Transformers, Gundam, Murder Drones and other robot media. Ever rarely do I write for other fandoms like Undertale, Batim, or other media. I also draw au’s and oc’s from time to time :)

My favorite tropes are Isekai, found family, romantic/platonic soulmates, healthy parent-child friendships, media crossover, and slow-burn.

I don’t write rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, child-adult romantic relationship, S/A, non-con or anything within that circle.

I’m iffy with writing yandere.

I do love some healthy romantic relationships, yearning, platonic relationships/friendships, old idiots in love, villain x hero, and unusual cool tropes.

I don’t write oneshots, I unfortunately suck at writing small scenarios :(

Even so, I hope you enjoy my blog. I’m pretty new to all of this.

Also, this about to be cringe. Fair warning.

(That’s all, I’m pretty sure???)

[cringey-robotgirl]

TFP Megatron x Rozzum Unit 7134 crackship fucks really hard; I don’t even know where it came from but I want more.

Please.

(Silently suffering.)

[cringey-robotgirl]

(I did not proofread this)

A reader insert being tagged as female reader, but the protagonist, who is indeed a woman, dies and gets reborn as a man. Now what the heck are they supposed to do?

They fulfill their dreams, of course. She was a girl failure in her past life, unemployed and sadly dreamless, so in this new life, he decides to keep a personal promise to themselves: get into the fashion business (clothing, makeup, accessories, etc) and make MONEY.

To add some spices to the soup, make them a girl dad. He decides to adopt two girls with the biggest personalities and alternative styles; one is a decora, the other an emo. This is to mirror her desire to express herself more in her past life.

And since there must be some funny moments, let the girls run the social media page where the product is displayed. Imagine it, two girls making edits of their father’s products, it looks normal, right? But to reeeeally reel customers in, they put a picture of their father in a very dapper, elaborate and elegant suit, gloves and all, very attractive for all the thirsty women out there to oogle at.

“Here at (insert small business boutique) everything is made by hand! Accessories, clothes, makeup, you name it! And it’s all made by our father’s skillful hands!”

(Insert hot image of said father.)

The audience: 👀

The girls know what the audience wants. You bet your ass that people walk in to oogle at the fine, single father, and end up with at least one dress per his recommendation.

All while the girls rub their hands together like mischievous little flies. Haha!

(That’s all. Hope you like my idea)

Edit: I forgot to add the subplot of getting used to living in a body that wasn’t hers. He is excited, but also very scared. AAAAAND add to add another subplot, the reader got in the military against his will before the main plot happened (thanks dad, you suck.)

Edit II: Also let’s add humanformers cause I can.

[cringey-robotgirl]

(Takes out a prompt)

Eridian Reader.

(Takes another prompt)

Transformers (specifically MTMTE).

Together they form…

The miscommunication trope, but better. (They literally can’t understand each other.)

Found family with their hyper intelligent rock.

Possible angst, most definitely.

“The dad that didn’t want the dog but got attached to it anyways.” (CofcofRatchetcofcof)

R2-D2/C1-10P “Chopper”: rock edition. Eridian reader is a menace and nobody can stop them.

“Wat the dog doing?” –Rodimus, probably

You get adopted by the crew, yep. Imagine being old already and you get adopted by metal beings that are even older than you by human years.

Emotional support rock with possible anger issue?

Eridian Reader has so many bots to watch while they sleep now, gah dayum.

Idk how y’all met, probably Grace and Rocky style.

There’s definitely some patience testing involved. Especially when it comes to Whirl annoying Eridian Reader.

(I’m so tired bro.)

[cringey-robotgirl]

A funny idea came to mind:

You/you’re for reader.

Reader is cybertronian and a space shuttle.

Imagine being the smallest bot of the group. Orion, Elita, D-16 and B-127 towered over you most of the film, up until the gang gets cogged. Suddenly, the world feels smaller, and your companions gawk at how large the t-cog made you.

“A space shuttle.” You heard Alpha Trion say, though no one else was paying attention.

Bee was the first one to get all over you, using your arms as a jungle swing while he rapidly exclaimed in excitement, “OMGUOURESOTALLNOWSOCOOL–”

Orion was gobsmacked, he saw his short bot jokes go down the drain. He laughs nervously at your tall stature.

Elita was surprised at first, but she said nothing, simply crossing her arms while watching you with a calculating glance.

Last was D-16. That mech forgot his anger for a short moment to gawk at his now tall friend. He was simply speechless.

Basically, the gang in short: