my heart is like the ocean

ari | she/her carrd mostly kh and twst enjoy ur stay

[crinklecries]

how were you to know? | TreiKei | M

Trey meets up with Cater for the first time in ten years.

[Chapter Two] | [Chapter One]

[bugblues]

[twstcookbook]

🖋️ Attention students!🖋️

Check your reservations- preorders for the CULINARY CRUCIBLE open in two weeks!

We look forward to serving you on August 10th~

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[questions-about-blorbos]

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Yes

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[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[admiralskywhale]

Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry

[bynine]

starter babies

[witchygredhead]

(plastic vampire teeth falling out of my mouth) divorth??

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[calebwittebane]

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

[calebwittebane]

[hobohobgoblim]

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

[flmuseumgirl30]

We have always been human.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Close! Those are puppies.

[sympathischeufos]

We have always been puppies

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it