My Subterranean Lair

fuckboy thru and thru

[crippled-slut]

[travalicious]

[thunderdices]

When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

Gif by @gifsme

[musingsofaraven]

There’s several reasons I love this gif:

1. The WTF reaction by the ref

2. The dude who escapes looks like an Irish boxer from the 1800′s

3. Who’s also gay sassy (I mean those trunks and that hand flick)

4. The other wrestler just holds his arms in the same position while he’s looking dumbfounded at the gay sassy wrestler and then the audience and back

[silver-tongues-blog]

when the barbarian tries to grapple the bard

[crippled-slut]

[crippled-slut]

Enjoy my gay shitty Hail the Sun fan art

[allcops]

In honour of National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, some of our favourite tributes to police from 2015.

[crippled-slut]

and i've been looking for someone to put up with my bullshit

i can't even leave my bedroom so I keep it pourin

i ain't seen the light of day since... well that's not important

it's been long

and i was feeling whitney me my homies sipped houston

cars and clothes thought i was winning you thought i was losing

you told me to wake up

well my clock always stays on snooze

i'm done

to each their own and find peace in knowing ain't always broken

but here's to hoping

show no emotion

against your coding

just act as hard as you can

you don't need a friend

boy you're the man

and i've been looking for someone that I can buy my drugs from

it seems like every plug went east to utah became mormons

drought comes 'round

it feels like i am no one to depend on

sober...

i had eighty beers on tuesday night

i had nothing to do with it

I put on a little dwight and sang a happy tune and lit a cigarette

stepped out the door had an appearance

drank more

to each their own and find peace in knowing ain't always broken

but here's to hoping

show no emotion

against your coding

just act as hard as you can

you don't need a friend

boy, you're the man

[crippled-slut]

you asked if I was feeling it

i'm psycho high

know you won't remember in the morning when i speak my mind

lights are on and they've gone home but who am i

oh how fast the evening passes

cleaning up the champagne glasses

we told you this was melodrama

oh how fast the evening passes

cleaning up the champagne glasses

and the terror

and the horror

when we wonder why we bother

and the terror

and the horror

god, i wonder why we bother

all the glamour and the drama and the fuckin melodrama

all the gun fights

and the limelights

and the holy sick divine nights

they'll talk about us

all the lovers

how we kiss and kill each other

they'll talk about us and discover how we kissed and we killed each other

we told you this was melodrama

you wanted something that we offer

[crippled-slut]

liability

i'm a liability

i'm a liability

much for me...

you're a little much for me

no no no no

and whatcha gonna do?

all of the dreams that get harder

all of the things that i offer you

and all of the shit that we harbour make all of the kids in the choirs sing woo-hoo

and maybe all this is the party

maybe the tears and the highs we breathe

oh no

and maybe all this is the party

maybe we just do it violently

but you're not what you thought you were

but you're not what you thought you were

liability

but you're not what you thought you were

made you leave

but you're not what you thought you were

you... leave

[crippled-slut]

one bad night i'll hold the glass until the glass can hold me down

and one bad night i'll spill and spill until my feet begin to drown

and one bad night i'll hear you calling me to help you not pass out

you and i divine but not devout

every night my teeth are falling out

try try try try try try try

again

get your jaw off the floor

try try try try try try try

get your jaw off the floor

one dumb night i'll make a point to take an old verbatim route

and one dumb night i'll take you out to the bar

we'll both black out

one dumb night two bad decisions don't divide to cancel out

you and i divorce but not devout

every night my teeth are falling out

every night my teeth are falling out

try try try try try try try

get your jaw off the floor

every night my teeth are falling out

[crippled-slut]

sing me to sleep

sing me to sleep

i'm tired and I...

i want to go to bed

sing me to sleep

sing me to sleep and then leave me alone

don't try to wake me in the morning 'cause I will be gone

don't feel bad for me

i want you to know deep in the cell of my heart i will feel so glad to go

sing me to sleep

sing me to sleep

i don't want to wake up on my own anymore

don't feel bad for me

i want you to know deep in the cell of my heart i really want to go

There is another world...

There is another world...

Well, there must be

Well, there must be

Well, there must be

Well, there must be

Well...

Bye... Bye...

Bye... Bye...

Bye...

[kumagawa]

A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war

[renaissanceenby]

what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree?

[magicalfisheye-deactivated20160]

What if he sleeps with one of the interns? You know men can’t help themselves.

[captain-snark]

What if he gets kicked in the balls? I hear that’s WORSE than menstruation even

[clonesdreamgirl]

What if he gets in a pissing contest with another male leader and starts a nuclear war?

[crippled-slut]

I'm tired of being awake

I'll take all yr klonopin

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[neuters]

Lil Uzi Vert photographed by Gunner Stahl

[thatadult]

I had the same forcers

[thequotejournals]

“I want something else. I’m not even sure what to call it anymore except I know it feels roomy and it’s drenched in sunlight and it’s weightless and I know it’s not cheap. Probably not even real.”

— Mark Z. Danielweski, House of Leaves

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[seshrat]

thank you for your sacrifice