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Embrace Insanity

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Thrift store fix-up (:

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Demon #1: Wow, your body is so pretty!

Demon #2 (possessing a kangaroo): Thanks, it has pockets :)

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Everyone makes fun of people who learn latin until scientists start calling species "Horsefacesaurus" and "Bigbrainedlizard" on a formal basis.

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OH DEAR ITS HAPPENING ALREADY

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When becoming a spy the government analyses your video game playing style. Not shooter game aiming, or emotion-related actions, but item use.

You know when you have a potion or a one-use item in a video game, and each time you think 'But what if I need it later even MORE'

Apply that to James Bond. They have a scene introducing tons of cool gadgets and he just never uses any of them the entire movie.

"This is a finger-print sensing gun"

"Ah! Amazing. I am going to keep it in my holster and never take it out"

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Everyone makes fun of people who learn latin until scientists start calling species "Horsefacesaurus" and "Bigbrainedlizard" on a formal basis.

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I just found the funniest thing...

chimkin helmet

I know there are legitimate reasons for protecting the chickens head and all that... but... heheheh

Love the god-awful photoshop.

Honourable mention:

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After years of research into intergalactic species, you finally find the key to every alien's humanoid appearance.

Rasputin.

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Hot tip: Make a pact with your friends to each carry either marshmallows, chocolate, or graham crackers on their deathbed so when you all inevitably go to hell you can make s’mores while you’re there.

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“Brian, Kyle, Henry... hold up..”

“Oh fuck off how did Jerry get into heaven? What are we supposed to do without the graham crackers?? Eat it with our hands??”

“Well of course Jerry would ditch last minute, you die how you lived”

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Hot tip: Make a pact with your friends to each carry either marshmallows, chocolate, or graham crackers on their deathbed so when you all inevitably go to hell you can make s’mores while you’re there.

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With other social media sites it feels like you are on a stage, talking to an audience outright. 

On tumblr you are in a confessional, with five people crammed into the center booth debating your worth. If your sins are funny enough, they cram more people to the booth. 

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And now, back to your regular programming. 

When asked to renounce Satan on your deathbed, why waste time? Do it in person. 

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These type of memes without the actual joke will never not be funny to me

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Jellyfish mermaid.  Mermaid woman, but jellyfish top, like mushroom hat but jelly. Also glow in the dark, and flowing tentacle dress.

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I’m not great with photoshop, but I tried to recreate that prompt :>

 (tendrils are tough man)

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Give it to me.. gay, doctor. 

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Australians are terrifying because of how unpredictable they are. They live on a island where it rains spiders, but they also lost a war to birds. 

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“You don’t notice glass until its broken” is an un-used trope in books. We need more side-line characters that break, that tilt the plot because they had been silently holding the entire group together. Characters that worked thanklessly only to crumble, and only be noticed then. 

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“A man with nothing to lose is the worst enemy of all” -some smart person idk

Time to go murder my friends and family to defeat god himself