RodneyFun Incorrect Quote Collection

Questionably authentic quotes from the PaRappa the Rapper series. And yes, that includes the obscure stuff, like anime, the comics and the other anime. May also include the occasional headcanon, meme or shitpost if we feel like it. Run by Mod Uee and Mod Boxy

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See you in PaRappa the Rapper 3!

Boxy Boy, after PaRappa the Rapper 2's final tutorial segment

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Colonel Noodle: Alright, before we begin the 26th Annual Villain Convention, I think Rammy should apologize for the disgusting comments that she tweeted. Rammy: I called Gaster "W.D. Gaster," what's the big deal? The Witch Who Hates Christmas: That wasn't very funny, Rammy. Rammy: YOU STEAL ORGANS.

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Instructor Mooselini: This isn’t your homework. Parappa: It’s not? Instructor Mooselini: No, this is a list of ABBA songs, placed in order of how gay they make you feel. Parappa: Hold on, wait, was that NOT the assignment?? Instructor Mooselini: Oh it SUPER wasn’t. This was supposed to be for a driving class, but more importantly, the fact that you don’t have Waterloo as your number one is frankly insulting.

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everyone draw lammy more butch NOW!!

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If we’re ever in a situation where I’m the 'voice of reason', then we are in a really bad situation.

Parappa Rappa

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parappa the type of guy to get swooped up and carried away by a large hawk

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Ma-san: *Ma-san noises* Katy: An excellent suggestion, Ma-san! But I don't think my mouth can hold that much marmalade.

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Cathy Pillar: Ah, the hypochondriac's back. So what is it this time? Parappa: Well, my lead pipe hurts a little. Cathy Pillar: That's normal. Next patient!

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'Fatherless behavior'? Actually, he was there, and that's quite literally the whole problem.

Colonel Noodle

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Ma-san: (Somebody attack me. Lammy, go!) Lammy: No way! Last time, you pulled my pants down and tried to choke me with my shoelace. Ma-san: (Wrong, I DID choke you with your shoelace.)

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Anyone else think Sunny is lowkey the type of person who puts "ASS" as their high score initials?

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Katy, to Colonel Noodle: You're the leader of the Noodle Syndicate? Anyone else here leading a bizarre double life? Ma-san: *raises hand* Katy: Put your hand down, Ma-san. Ma-san: *lowers hand*

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If I go to a restaurant and the food's bad, I make it a policy to stiff 'em with the bill!

PJ Berri

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Parappa: Katy, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but Lammy had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory... Ma-san: (She was hit by a car in the parking lot.)

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Chop Chop Master Onion is a himbo.

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Sweety: Hey PJ! Sweety: Wanna come over and eat what my mom made? PJ: What did she make? Sweety: Me. PJ: Sweety: PJ: You mean like vore? Sweety: *slaps PJ*

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PJ, holding a piece of paper: Guys, over here! A note from Gaster. Katy: What's it say? What's it say? PJ, reading: Greetings, Parappa. If you've found this note, then you know I'm not here. I've taken Boxy Boy to a secret place. HA HA HA! Parappa: It's not funny, PJ! PJ: I'm just reading. It says here, "HA HA HA".