RodneyFun Incorrect Quote Collection

Questionably authentic quotes from the PaRappa the Rapper series. And yes, that includes the obscure stuff, like anime, the comics and the other anime. May also include the occasional headcanon, meme or shitpost if we feel like it. Run by Mod Uee and Mod Boxy

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See you in PaRappa the Rapper 3!

Boxy Boy, after PaRappa the Rapper 2's final tutorial segment

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Katy: If I may ask, how does a donut fit into your plan? PJ: All real plans allocate for delicious treats!

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Anime S2E15, alternate scene

PJ, after examining the mysterious bulges in Parappa's hat: Parappa, I don't know how to tell you this, so I'll whisper it in Matt's ear, and he'll blurt it out in astonishment. [PJ whispers into Matt's ear] Matt: PARAPPA IS PREGNANT?!?!?! Parappa: WHAT?!

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Sunny: You know what I like about dandelions? PJ:What? Sunny: They're the only source of wishes that actually works. PJ: Really? Sunny: Really! Just watch. [Sunny picks a dandelion] Sunny: I wish for more dandelions! [Sunny blows on the dandelion, scattering the seeds on the ground in front of her] PJ: ... Sunny: This might take a while.

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Stop eating chick peas with the pick mes and come have some lentils with the mentals.

Sunny Funny

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(Stonehenge actually sucks, and I hope someone pushes those rocks the hell over real soon.)

Ma-san, after learning Stongehenge probably wasn't made by aliens.

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Parappa: How much ass do you think Joe Chin gets? PJ: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Parappa: Seven asses? PJ: Seven asses.

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Guru Ant: I don’t know how much you know about space, but for me, I’m a fucking master! Ask me anything about space. PJ: Is it big? Guru Ant: Probably.

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During an argument between Parappa and Ma-san

PJ, to Parappa: Dude, don't bother, it's not getting through. Parappa: You're right, I'll try it in a language she can understand! Parappa: Blblblrrblblbrrrbl! Blrrblbrrblblbl- [cut to Ma-san's POV] Parappa: ...three times did the cheese move sideways to Switzerland by radio, but she never licked that parking permit...

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Katy's ill-fated solo show

[Katy walks onto a stage with the initials of her show, the Katy Kat Klassic, prominently displayed] Katy: It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater, and... *turns around to realize what the sign spells* Katy: "KKK"? That's not good.

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Colonel Noodle: Alright, before we begin the 26th Annual Villain Convention, I think Rammy should apologize for the disgusting comments that she tweeted. Rammy: I called Gaster "W.D. Gaster," what's the big deal? The Witch Who Hates Christmas: That wasn't very funny, Rammy. Rammy: YOU STEAL ORGANS.

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Instructor Mooselini: This isn’t your homework. Parappa: It’s not? Instructor Mooselini: No, this is a list of ABBA songs, placed in order of how gay they make you feel. Parappa: Hold on, wait, was that NOT the assignment?? Instructor Mooselini: Oh it SUPER wasn’t. This was supposed to be for a driving class, but more importantly, the fact that you don’t have Waterloo as your number one is frankly insulting.

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everyone draw lammy more butch NOW!!

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If we’re ever in a situation where I’m the 'voice of reason', then we are in a really bad situation.

Parappa Rappa

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parappa the type of guy to get swooped up and carried away by a large hawk

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Ma-san: *Ma-san noises* Katy: An excellent suggestion, Ma-san! But I don't think my mouth can hold that much marmalade.

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Cathy Pillar: Ah, the hypochondriac's back. So what is it this time? Parappa: Well, my lead pipe hurts a little. Cathy Pillar: That's normal. Next patient!