crisis never adverted

I love Hermitcraft and will talk about it for hours on end if asked

[crisis-exe]

THIS IS THE INTRODUCTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!

Hello! I’m Ren, but Crisis also works. Recently made this for fun: https://spacehey.com/moontider

I'm uncomfortable with sharing my age, but I will say I'm a minor. He/him works for me.

Admin of @badly-drawn-etho-stuff​ and @daily-welsknight​! Both are a little dead.

I just wanted to remind people that my messages are open for mutuals :D

DNIs are hard to make, so it’s a bit loose here. I'd appreciate if you could you know.. not send me any discourse. It makes me uncomfortable so it won't be on this blog :)

I like Hermitcraft, Empires SMP, and just a lot of Minecraft in general. I'm also interested in a lot of other things, like chatting about dreams, history (especially the Age of Revolutions), and playing the viola.

Feel free to talk about anything here! Whether it's some really scientific stuff or just some random brain rot, I'm open to chat.

The profile pic is by @deepslate​! Go check ‘em out, there’s a lot of really cool stuff there.

Also, I usually tag everything I can, but sometimes I have to use mobile, and mobile's tagging system messes up a lot for me :/

I also made a little card with some basic info about me! I got straight to the point with things I like, as you can see with MINECRAFT being the first thing lmao

Happy browsing!

oh, and feel free to tag me in cool fun stuff

[crisis-exe]

hey, everyone. nice to see you all! it's been a while (ie almost two whole years without seeing my gorgeous face! sorry, everyone). i won't make this long: i'm gone! not dead, duh, just.. no more tumblr. i know this has blog has been dead for a while, but i was feeling sappy on a walk this morning.

there are people i'd like to thank. some of these are inactive, but it feels good to just get it out, lol. if you aren't here, but we interacted, i probably forgot your url/we never interacted on this blog specifically. that doesn't mean i didn't care! this whole blog has been so special to me. thank you all for everything!

first experience on the internet: wildly successful.

malachi :: i know you'll probably never find this, but you've done more for me than you'll ever know, haha. you were my first online friend ever. your confidence has always inspired me, and i'll always remember your awesome art. thanks for everything.

@thelocalconstellation :: along with malachi, you were one of the first people i ever felt comfortable with speaking to through a screen. honestly, i never knew you that well, but you still had an impact. maybe someday the three of us will finally play that round of jackbox together :]

@joeltallishbean :: i don't know your main blog outside of the little rp bits, so i'll just tag you here. thank you for being a friend! the way you welcomed me into the community with open arms completely shaped the way i interacted - and still interact - with people on the internet. our conversations always cracked me up, and i think you're awesome. and, er, keep an eye on your vacuums.. for pearl's sake.

@anonaddy :: i miss you, man! it's a shame you went poof. you were always so friendly and open to conversations. i admit i was sort of an immature asshole while we were friends, especially in the beginning, but you were endlessly patient with me. i don't have much that i feel I could put into words, but i appreciate you.

@bioluminescentfrog :: again, one of my first mutuals! omg, i remember getting so excited when we followed eachother back. what was it we used to exchange? birds? frogs, maybe? i can't remember for the life of me. when i think of etho, i still go oh that's oomf because of your old icon.

@peridot-the-kitten :: we never spoke much. however, i remember it always bein' a little delight whenever i spotted you in my activity. it's funny to see you silently lurking.

@meepmoopmaap :: Haha Gengar go brrrrr

[catchymemes]

[dailygtwscar]

[272] GTWScartober2023 Day 1 - Fall

『 'Cause I'm so high, my brain can't even look at the fall 』

『 And when you've reached the top there's nowhere else to go but- 』

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[crisis-exe]

yawns. good morning

[mudboowl]

Transporter Scott !!

[corpsekeys]

villa del sacapuntas

[endquestionmark]

watching reddit go into a full death spiral is like watching the specifically trans equivalent of the library of alexandria go up in flames

[endquestionmark]

like yes reddit is also the only place on the internet you can get an actual answer to any question in general. but it’s also a huge centralized community database about which surgeons will fuck you over, who takes what insurance, which doctors you can trust, how to write a template therapist’s letter, insurance appeals, peer support, questions that feel too stupid to ask anywhere else, diy guidelines, “hey this is embarrassing but,” finding trans people in your area, explaining why you need PTO without getting way too personal about it, safety tips, et cetera you get the picture

[oakmonger-deactivated20240326]

Someone on trans Reddit just bought the url transgender.org and have put out a call for folks to help turn it into a replacement (and more). Here's a link on r/ftm but it's open to everyone

[shawmymy]

Absolutely awful job good work you two

[iknowiknowiknowtheend]

STARDEW VALLEY ETHO!!! bc he mentioned he’d played it in his latest modded episode AND BECAUSE IM ADDICTED TO THIS DANG GAME. I’ll take any excuse I can get to shove one crazy thing in my brain with the other okay? ANYWAY! we have one summer boy and one winter boy! this is ofc for @shepscapades hermit design prompts :>

[linktoo-doodles]

idk why i did this

[jleo-enthusiast]

they’re so cheesy

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS

actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.

[zingring]

Good luck, kiddo

[sasquatch-spotted]

Are you satisfied, op? When will it be enough?

[andhumanslovedstories]

I feel I couldn’t have been clearer about the number at which this will be enough

[ouroborosreilig]

whemn you so touch starved u become touch averse am i right fellas

[ouroborosreilig]

but it feels nice innit

[mudboowl]

You hate eachother & You love yourself