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do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

#happens

tuxankhamun

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

bester-jester

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

#o henry wishes

danishprince

the life i have definitely never longed for, fuck you for even implying that

with apologies to anna haifisch creator of the original image

#public service reblog #don’t die wondering

feastofsnakes

similar topic but it's so funny to me when people are like "you can't ship these people one of them is the other's father figure!" as if wanting to fuck a father figure isn't the only joy left in this life

feastofsnakes

WHAT IS FORMULA ONE

#what on earth else would you do with them

quietwingsinthesky

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

#the engineer’s answer is also acceptable (‘are they x or y?’ yes.)

THOG MOBILE

race week in Belgium!

#i don’t want to talk about it #f1

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

#unconventional methodology but if it works it works

andthepeople

i'm here to tell you that you never. never never never never never. make something plural with an apostrophe

#exception made for greengrocer’s

rolameny

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.

#hope springs eternal

robotslenderman

#some cunt down

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise