𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄

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#𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐄 a private multimuse featuring both canon and original characters from starkid's hatchetfield musicals & nightmare time episodes , as well as an exploration of small town evils , doomed loves , eldritch horrors , and what it takes to survive the crisis , babe !

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SENTIMENTAL VALUE (Affeksjonsverdi) dir. Joachim Trier (2025)

[kaijulius]

another lineup cause i’m obsessed with them. also featuring my usual kidlit sketch as a poster cause i didn’t want to skip a folktale week prompt, don’t mind me

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gonna be sooooo real , the increased parasocialness of the st*rkid cast ( via things like sm*sh and dr*pot ) has sort of turned me off to being on here. it's just reeeeaaaaallly not my thing.

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probably gonna start thawing out this blog with some changes to graphics and such

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happy 20th birthday hannah foster, somewhere out there lex is sobbing

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the langs would endear me for LIFE if cast party massacre is filmed like a found footage horror movie

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happy national boyfriend day to ethan green, we all know he wants to be more than a boyfriend but never gets the chance 😔

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was gonna do more writing today then @forwardmoved said they wanted to watch lost }:)

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there's so many other things lex could be doing with her day off , but here she is with @yellowjacketm looking for a fucking apeman. the usual shit in her backpack has been cleared out , replaced instead with some rope and flashlights she'd stolen from the garage , two bottles of water , and a couple stale ass granola bars. she wishes she could say they weren't that desperate for the cash reward , but she'd be a fucking LIER.

" what's an apeman even supposed to be ? " they're far from any trail in the witchwood , ever warped and gnarled tree both unique and familiar. and the last thing she wants is for her and hannah to still be here when it starts to dark. but hey , with the kind of money being offered , they could afford to fly to california in first class. she had to at least try to take this seriously. " what do you think , banana ? more tarzan or planet of the apes ? "

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"what? i mean it, y'know." to receive an attitude like that after a line like his isn't entirely unexpected. although ethan isn't always so suave, he's sentimental, and he can't help himself but be sentimental-- even in moments like these, in the near abandoned parking lot adjacent to pasqualli's. he looks over at lex, and sees her smile despite the roll of her eyes, which brings a smile to his lips, as well. because that makes it all worth it. all of the late night shifts just to barely make ends meet, the stress that accompanies it... she, and hannah, are more than worth it.

ethan raises a brow as he watches her flick what remains of her cigarette out of the window, trying to decipher what exactly she's scheming before it's implied. oh, of course. he picks up what lex's putting down and his smile widens, because he knows that she knows she's got him wrapped around her finger. he leans towards her with an elbow propped up on the center console, his eyes searching her own before his gaze drops to her lips, further down, then back up again. "you could think of a few things, right?"

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a charge runs through her body and for a moment , it's almost like lex hadn't been on her feet all day , like she wasn't a second away from pass the fuck out a couple minutes ago. their apartment is very small afterall , the walls paper thin , and even if they weren't always successful , she really didn't wanna scar hannah for life. she'd have enough other bullshit to work through later. so now , as ethan leans towards her , she mirrors him. as soon his eyes drop to his lips , she knows she's got him right where she wants him.

" yeah , " she moves her hand then , fingers smoothly massaging up his thigh , ghosting towards the crotch of his oh so tight pants. she hums then , sucking in her lip. " a few. " her fingers have found the button , the heel of her palm purposing kneeding right where she knows she'll drive him crazy. closer still she moves , working his pants , lips so close to his she can taste his breath on her tongue. except , she isn't quite ready to give in. movements still and she pulls back ever so slightly. " but wait , i thought you said i didn't owe you anything. "

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it's a shame about tom -- it really is. though jane can't help but find it ironic. she lost her freedom to a car , now it's his turn. those first couple days , it took some getting used to. mirrors reflecting back someone barely more than a stranger , but enough soon she and tim settled into a routine. for all the guilt she doesn't feel , there is one , extremely human , tug at her gut that she can't quite shake. from the outside , she's becky barnes. and it wouldn't make sense for becky to call up emma. but for all the ways she's... evolved from the woman she once was , there's that itch she can't ignore.

that's how she finds herself in beanies after dropping tim off at school. funny , she'd spent so long wishing to grab a coffee with @perkysbud. to do anything with her sister. and now all she needs is to go into town and there she is. all it took was her ' dying '. resentmen rots within her and settles in the warped smile taken shape on her lips.

" emma -- " she doesn't order , there's only one thing she wants and she's looking at her. a voice in the back of her head is screaming , but she ignores it , tilting her head ever so slightly as she gives the other woman a once over. " you look well. ''

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Jane had been born a little over a month ago and though there were bags under his eyes from lack of proper sleep, Ted was over the moon. He loved being a dad already despite being tired and worn to the bone already. He wouldn't give it up for the world. Some nights he'd be up throughout the entirety of it just holding a sleeping Jane because he didn't wanna lay her down. Emma would playfully scold him about it reminding him that he needed rest too, but he just... he loved that little girl. He didn't want to waste a minute of being able to hold her and that's what made going back to work all that more dreadful. He knew Emma would be okay taking care of Jane, especially with his mother coming over to assist. But he was partially jealous of it. He wanted to be home, he wanted to be taking care of her. Fuck CCRP.

He tried not to hold that resentment when he came into work that day-- walking in with a cup of coffee already in hand and bags present under dark hues. He looked tired, but he glowing nonetheless. It was hard not to be. He hated being in the office, but he knew as soon as the day was over he'd be back home with his girls. He just had to get through his day and be as patient with it as he could be being so tired. He nodded his head here or there with a small grin when he was welcomed back, some even congratulating him. Mr. Davidson had stopped him on his entry to ask how the new life was treating him and Ted had commented he couldn't be happier. Because it was true, he wasn't sure he could top how he felt and he'd married a dream girl.

When he reached his office space he pushed open the door and stepped in, setting down his coffee and slumping his shoulders slightly with a sigh. God, this sucked. He shifted to pull his phone from his pocket, lifting it so the screen would light up and show the lock screen of Emma and Jane. He was a bit pathetic about it, wasn't he?

good morning, ted...

Ted turned, head looking over his shoulder first then spinning fully until he could face Bill head on. He spotted the gift bag in his hand and felt his brows pinch together slightly before lifting his gaze back to his face. He listened with a skeptical look at first before relaxing the expression when the bag was offered. He took it and before it could even be properly glimpsed at, Bill was stating what it was. In a flash Ted's expression softened considerably, lips twitching at the corners with a smile. He shifted the tissue paper slightly to look in at the shoes, chest tightening with a squeeze of warmth. "Bill," he started, frame turning to set the bag down before he was looking back at his coworker and newfound friend, "I don't know what to say." Thank you, is a good start! "Thanks, buddy," he rested his hands onto his hips, resisting the urge to be too forward and pull him in for a grateful hug. "I'm sure they will, she's still pretty small," he chuckled lightly, "This was really nice of you to do. Really. I appreciate it. Emma'll love them too. We've been too sleep deprived to consider much beyond onesies."

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" oh , you know , " bill waves away the thanks , though he would have been quite peeved if @timebastard hadn't said it. " it was nothing , really. just a little something from one dad to another. " there's a lump in his throat for some dang reason he can quite put his finger on. since the second he found out that he was going to be a dad , bill loved alice more than he'd loved anything in his whole life. to this day , being her father was the part of himself he was proudest of. even though there's so much else that's gotta tied up in it. guilt and frustration and fear. oh boy , is there fear. fear that she'll get hurt or that he's messed up or that somewhere along the road she won't need him anymore. all of that , however , can't compare to how proud he is of her.

now , as he stands there , looking at ted , there's an ache of jealousy that he'll get to experience it all for the first time. if he could turn back time... but no , he got to have all those firsts with alice once. but maybe he can live vicariously through the other man now. just a little. " you , uh , " rocking on the balls of his feet , bill looks over to the phone still in ted's hands. never in a million years did he think he would ever ask to see anything on that man's phone. but oh , how fatherhood makes fools of them all. " got any pictures of the little one on there i can see ? "

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melissa's smile remains stagnant on her face. cheerful and open and not at all reactive to the body that lays a mere foot away. if anything , there's now an added fondness that glints in her eye as she looks from the dirty dog to @missretros. the kitty cat club has been looking for new recruits , and it seems like maybe she's found one in hannah.

' i don't even really know how it happened. '

when the girl speaks , however , melissa does shift. brows scrunch , a knowing , comforting eagerness as she moves in closer and puts a hand gently on the other's shoulder. " he was a dirty dog , hannah. you did what you had to do. " there are so many of them hiding in hatchetfield. too many. it's up to people like them to keep the town safe.

" don't worry , no one will ever even miss him. " they never do. it's why melissa and her friends have never been caught. it's hatchetfield , people go missing every day. and those like the body before them now , aren't even people. " but i'll help you clean it up. it'll be so fine. " her smile is back , exstatic and wild. " we got this , girl ! "

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fuck the haters , i love nightmare time 1 and being able to see all the actors on zoom and their reactions to the stories !!!!!!

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if i had a nickle for every time i wrote les instead of lex , pretty sure i would be able to afford to buy a gay bar and name it les foster

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༘⋆｡  platonic bonds & dynamics starters.

best  friends.

you  said  you'd  always  be  there.  i'm  holding  you  to  that.

i'm  not  leaving  you  alone  with  your  thoughts!

nobody  gets  to  call  you  that  but  me.

do  i  need  to  fight  someone  for  you?

we're  not  just  friends.  you're  my  family.

i'm  already  on  my  way.

if  i  die,  promise  you'll  erase  my  search  history.

we  should  not  be  allowed  unsupervised  in  public.

combined,  we're  one  whole  functioning  adult!

i've  helped  you  lie  to  your  parents,  friends,  &  your  boss...  what's  one  more?

ex-friends.

i  wanted  to  call  you.  every  time  something  happened.

how  did  you  just  stop  caring?

you  can't  pretend  we  weren't  close.

i  miss  you.  i'm  not  sorry.

i  don't  think  i  can  forgive  you.

i  miss  hating  the  same  people  together.

do  your  new  friends  know  the  version  of  you  i  knew?

you  ghosted  me.  but  sure!  let's  pretend  it  was  mutual!

i  still  know  your  favorite  song.

i  didn't  just  lose  my  friend,  i  lost  an  entire  chapter  of  my  life.

rivals.

this  isn't  personal.  you're  just  in  my  way.

why  are  you  so  obsessed  with  beating  me?

you  think  you're  better  than  me?  prove  it.

you  talk  a  lot  for  someone  who's  always  second  place.

did  you  rehearse  that  comeback  in  the  mirror?

do  you  ever  stop  talking?

one  day,  i'm  going  to  beat  you.

i  don't  like  you.  that  doesn't  mean  i  don't  respect  you.

i  didn't  come  to  play  fair,  i  came  to  win.

you  think  i'm  threatened  by  you?  no,  you  just  motivate  me  to  be  better.

roommates.

i  swear  i  didn't  eat  your  leftovers!  well,  not  ALL  of  them.

i  heard  everything.  these  walls  are  thin.

can  you  PLEASE  clean  up  after  yourself?

wanna  watch  a  movie?  i'm  making  popcorn!

you  know  we're  not  friends,  right?  we  just  live  together.

i  think  i  know  your  schedule  better  than  mine  at  this  point.

you  talk  in  your  sleep.

you  can't  just  adopt  a  pet  without  talking  to  me  first!

i'm  going  to  start  charging  your  dates  rent.

if  we  can  survive  living  together,  we  can  survive  anything.

if  your  [  family member  ]  drops  by  unannounced  one  more  time...

academic  partners.

you  forgot  the  project  deadline.  again.

this  was  supposed  to  be  a  group  effort!

i  think  we  would've  crashed  and  burned  without  you.

you  brought  snacks  to  study  group?  okay,  i  think  i  like  you.

we're  not  friends.  stop  telling  me  about  your  personal  life.

you're  actually  kind  of  smart,  you  know?

i'll  be  the  brains,  you  do  the  presentation.

we  agreed  no  emotional  breakdowns  during  mid-terms!

i  cannot  believe  i'm  depending  on  you  to  pass  this  class.

i  need  a  break  so  i  can  scream  into  my  textbook...

do  you  try  to  make  friends  with  EVERY  person  in  group  projects?

siblings.

you're  not  my  [ mom / dad / parent ]!  don't  tell  me  how  to  live.

i'm  allowed  to  make  fun  of  you.  nobody  else  is.

i  know  you  better  than  anyone  else  ever  will.

stop  trying  to  fix  me!

something  bad  happened.  can  i  come  home?

you're  still  the  favorite, even now.

still  trying  to  live  in  my  shadow,  huh?

i'm  not  jealous  of  you!

we  survived  that  house,  that's gotta count  for  something.

remember  how  we  used  to  talk  about  running  away?