the c in crispy stands for complete fool

my brain museum | 17 | she/her

[crispyfriedtacos]

pregamed my coffee with a matcha today xx

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been thinking about how thrifting is a lot like gambling and also cancer research

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there is something so raw and powerful in the way that tumblr users are able to create communities when the only things they know about each other are their hobbies

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truth or drink except with diet coke where each time you drink you become slightly more likely to develop cancer at the age of 25

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idk who uploads stuff to soap2day but they are doing GOD’S WORK.

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rip soap2day :(

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8 year old me severely overestimated the role that carnivorous plants and piranhas would play in my life

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the people who make fun of twitter blue are the same people paying for discord nitro

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i be like “god gives me his hardest battles” and the battle is putting a screen protector on my phone

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i love open floor plans but as a clumsy person they are not very convenient. today i dropped a glass bottle in the kitchen and suddenly i have to clean the living room too? what the fuck

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i keep getting this strong urge to make smoothies.

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haters gonna hate but little did they know that i’m actually really good at

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i am a simple woman. when i want hummus, i make hummus.

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saw your post about peanut allergies. i developed a peanut allergy following a traumatic event (my body does this from time to time) and the most upsetting thing for me is that i cant eat five guys anymore because they fry stuff in peanut oil

so much to unpack.

firstly!! how does that trauma allergy thing work because that is just fascinating. like from a biological perspective, what the fuck.

secondly i actually didn't know that five guys fries stuff in peanut oil, and while it does make sense flavour-wise, i feel like that should be considered a hate crime towards people with allergies.

i am so sorry for your strange allergy situation. i know it's not your fault that is really embarrassing for you. you have my sympathy.

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i’ll refuse to read a 100-page novel but you can easily catch me reading an essay about life in someone’s instagram caption

[butchsaint]

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

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i feel so bad for people with peanut allergies cuz life without peanut butter sounds miserable

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having spring allergies means that i constantly feel like i’m mid-sneeze but nothing comes out