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I swear to God the director of this season must be a huuuuge fan of Dan 'cause holy crap he looks so damn gorgeous in here and that level of lighting choice and camera angle choice, haircut, beard, is 10x better than what he got in Swiped, The Ritual, Zero Day, Welcome to Chippendales, GdTCoC, Gaslit COMBINED

Look I don't know what black magic fuckery are you guys using in this show but I have a feeling that the people who shot these has put in the same level of effort I took for taking a single VP for my Tav so thank you guys for making this fucked-up irl timeline better

#dan stevens #devil in silver

(Spoiler alert:)

It's just one second of this but hey I ain't complaining🤗🤗🤗

At least he is:

Not wearing contact lens

Doesn't have mustache

Doesn't have forehead-covering thick bangs

Isn't clean-shaven

Under neutral-cool lighting

Has the space to show acting skill

Good enough for me thx🙏

#dan stevens #devil in silver

Live reaction of me seeing two Dan video interviews dropping on the same day:

Award-winning actress Judith Light and actor and executive producer Dan Stevens join Morning Joe to discuss the third installment of AMC's '

Dan Stevens chats with Sara Gore about bringing the scares in “The Terror: Devil in Silver” and “Dexter: Resurrection.”

#dan stevens #devil in silver

Live reaction of me watching the new Devil In Silver trailer

#dan stevens #the terror #devil in silver

Dan with a gag unlocked something in me.

I'm sorry.

#devil in silver #the terror #dan stevens

Man...Dan without blue eyes just feels wrong...

I suppose that's one of the major reasons why I hate his role in Welcome to Chippendales, like even the moustache wasn't too bad to tolerate (I'm okay with The Call of the Wild, even though the character himself is an absolute asshole), but like...I understand it's for real person accuracy (real Andrey Andreev does have brown eyes), but the cursed combo of him with brown eyes + stubble-beard-less + hair bangs is like weakening his incredible-for-44-year-old-man looks by 40%...

Acting is good. Brings me back to his Lemtov era. But on the other hand he's not really given the chance to show his full acting capability, since there's only this much plot for this character, and...he's just way too normal, even compared to Lemtov. So um...enough of venting. Probably won't open this film again.

#swiped #dan stevens #personal vent

#memes #me irl

I NEED HIM TO SING THIS AGAIN DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA

so I can die in peace thank you

#dan stevens #acapella #retro music

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Dan Stevens as David Collins in The Guest (2014)

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My dear David😭😭😭I need a David at home😭😭😭Swear I'll never expose him😭😭😭...(just gonna borrow this line from Legion) "David, my beautiful boy"...

Was browsing social media today and saw a really ridiculous comment...

So this guy post some screenshots from "The Guest" and complains that "Dan Stevens doesn't have any notable works after that", and one user in comment section mentioned "Legion", but that guy was like "Meh I didn't finish the show it's just not my thing"

"Not my thing" = "Not good work"???🤨🤨🤨

What bullshit logic is this???

For fuck' sake people, do some goddamn research before you judge someone by your pathetic limited knowledge...and don't ever confuse the concept of "your preference" and "objective public reviews". Legion got a solid 8.1 on IMDb. Shut the fuck up already.

I have spent an unhealthy amount of time rewatching that episode of LD&R ("For He Can Creep") just to hear Dan being Satan in his monster form😕I mean I'm not interested in this character's human form but the devil form? I um...I'd...s...smash?