Oh Mylanta

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Mearren logic is so amazing, it’s a parody of a parody at this point.

“M and D went to a private trip to Hawaii”

“M posted a selfie with him on her Snapchat”

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Well here it is- they released an old no-homo interview. Who would've thought.

There are too many things to say about that interview.

Being visibly uncomfortable to the point he looked like he was sick from how often he was swallowing and the sentences that were barely formed. It sways between being awkward and being impossible to watch, this time was the latter.

The fact it wasn’t released until the end of Pride month just solidifies that they were keeping it tucked away for when a picture with her smirk and the dead look behind his eyes just wasn’t enough. 

It’s all completely predictable, not to mention has more people talking about his sexuality than if they had just kept their mouths shut for once. Team Beard is as dumb as a bag of rocks and not nearly as useful. 

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I’ve always been really, really aware of my insecurities - really, really aware. I never developed that thick skin that keeps you from letting things get to you.

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can you tell me where i could find that fanfic So Meta i think its called,i cant find it on FanFiction.Net. I'm kinda new to this fandom.

It was deleted.

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So...

What do you think they’re gonna do to cover this up?

Open the IG? Get Adam to tweet about them? Vacation? Use those kids as props again? Haul her to San Fran or him to NY for forced “family-in-law” time? Will the LBL video be released early and have her directors credit actually in the video? Another leak? Another pregnancy rumour? Maybe say they’re engaged? Photoshop another picture of their wedding? Is she going to cut her hair like Chris’ and steal his look too? #MiaWasAnAuthorFirst? 

Get your bets in, kids. 

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Him saying she’s big on photoshopping their pictures as she’s literally rushing to an airport to de-gay pride isn’t good promo for mearren. It was a little dig on his part, he had to namedrop but he dropped her in it at the same time.

I hate to be this person, but seriously, the sky isn’t falling. We know he’s going to be promoting tf out of her especially in the build up to this video being released. Either be prepared for it or set up a queue because this shit will get so much worse before it gets better.

P.S hope Ben had a good b’day week, wonder what roomie did that everyone was oddly silent on social media when D was miles away and there were just two in the bed.

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Always a good time to remind people he was set up to promote Mearren multiple times but they somehow managed to screw that up too. Also something about the way D interacts with him makes me think he knows to keep a distance between himself and T.O. Either way, silly people doing silly things and looking for attention. Must be a day ending in Y! 

Trevor ‘13

Jingle Ball ‘14

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You know what's sort of funny?

She can't bullshit on that account anymore because he can see everything she's posting. Including all the pictures she took with dudes who just looked like D and tried to pass it off as him before it got debunked. (Most notably trying to make people think he was at Co@chella during HedNY).

It's not a bad thing that he's keeping her in check - didn't he follow her on twitter after she threw a tantrum and told people to stop bringing up that she mocked C0ry and started getting brave with mentioning things about him - like offering to give away his TCA because she didn’t see a use for it?

Get that babysitting money, D.

Be careful not to mix up accounts again, Amelia.

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UK friends, Get your asses out and vote today. This one is more than important!

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According to a certain IG account E/an is her middle name which makes me laugh even more because guess who using her middle name as a surname yup yup that would be Le@, beardy being a copy cat makes me laugh so hard

Oh my GOD I didn’t even put that together ??

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chriscolfer Machu Picchu. 200 Bed, 0 Bath. 161,00 square feet. Mysterious stone finishings and scenic amazon views.

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I love how Chris decides today is the day to drop his Peru pic. You know as we sit here and riot about how most of Darren’s new songs are clearly about Chris. 

Needs to prove who he DID NOT spend his birthday with. Nope, never.  We would never imagine you were with D who was at bottlerock with his lovely lady of many many moons.

I really could write this. And I have not PR background at all.

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"I have no idea what was going on with Peru but something tells me we'll see pictures eventually." I sent this maybe 5-ish minutes before the picture was uploaded. Psychic abilities or behaviour patterns? I'd say the latter.

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Guess who's a director again! LOL. Seriously. How are they gonna ignore that her "career" is literally a list of lies and whatever he can scrape together for her? It's saaaaaad but at least it'll be fun seeing Mearrens explain why badass warrior princess dominating hollywood needed both D and her family for this one tiny, minor gig they seem to have decided to do last minute.

Is that why she’s using a different last name, to try and pretend she’s a legit director who got this job fair and square, instead of a bankrolled hanger on who’s spent more time bothering fans than working on any of the people who will actually have to play roles and get major camera time?

Considering that she pretended to be working Elsie, and they legit ran out of basic supplies, and her last time being anything other than assistant to a crew was college, thank lord they hired a DP who will end up doing all the work.

Unless of course the rest of the crew are pity hires as well in which case this shoot is doomed 💀

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I really, really wish they got that piling lies on lies doesn’t work.

If they were just upfront that she was a PA or some sort of lower-level job in production then no one would question it. 31 isn’t old in terms of how long she’s been out of college and working “professionally” that it’s more likely she would still being doing the smaller jobs than being put in charge of people who have 20 years on her. 

But to say she led an entire team of people at Fox with special ops, or was getting ready to direct an episode of Feud, or had a decade’s worth of experience at places like SNL where she was never actually credited by the network while she was working a grand total of maybe 4 days a month, it just make it so much easier for us to point out that they’re lying. 

And isn’t she supposed to have given up her “hobbies” music and directing for her newest lifelong dream, (not) running a bar? 

They do not know how to pick their battles and it continues to screw them over.

Let It Go is never not in my head when they’re trying their best.

[daddario]

[swiftiekyle]

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But even when I'm logged in I cannot read anything under "keep reading" :(!!! link sends me to my dashboard. Guess I'll never read you(?) D:!

Guess so! 

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