💬 ims ⤀ CRISTIAN MARQUEZ 👬 *flashback*
WILLIAM: what a great friend. best man material
WILLIAM: if only they did. it does, kinda. if they’re good at fucking.
WILLIAM: cut that shit out, man. your cousin’s going through a lot. stop being a fucking dick
WILLIAM: her and harrington both. trying to be the next bonnie and clyde or some shit
CRISTIAN: i would throw the best fucking bachelor party
CRISTIAN: they never went through with it, just like they won't go through with this bs engagement lol
CRISTIAN: ok i'm so fucking confused. are you trying to sympathize with a potential murderer??












