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High strung
my AI overlord fat as fuuuuuk
C//aine gives the humans something he calls "human adapters" to make them feel more normal. It adds an actual, physical need for sleeping, drinking, and eating. Plus, it adds a whole new level of stakes and drama to adventures!
However, in his quest to become more relatable to the humans, he wants to try out these adapters for himself. Unfortunately, unlike the humans, he couldn't exactly base his needs off what his human body was like. Sleep was easy– his bar went red at night and turned green when he woke up. Thirst was also easy, he loved drinking water so he set it to need a glass every hour except when he slept. Hunger was a bit trickier.
So he looked to the humans. They seemed to constantly be complaining about it during his adventures (not really, he just loses track of time easily) so surely hunger must be something that occurs frequently. And if it's so intense it distracts them from their amazing adventures, they must feel it rather strongly.
(He really should've checked the others stats for reference.)
So he set himself to get hungry every hour and made the pangs so intense they couldn't be ignored. Because surely everyone else experienced hunger like that!
I can imagine a few scenarios from there:
1. C//aine is guiding them through one of his adventures, a challenge-based gameshow where he happens to be the host. (Imagine like, Wipeout, where it's basically an obstacle course). He's in the middle of MC'ing when he starts to get hungry. Like. Really hungry. (If you listen close enough you can hear his stomach growling over the mic). So he starts rushing through the adventure, making the courses easier and easier so they will just finish already so he can get some lunch into him.
2. Imagine a D&D style adventure, and C//aine is sticking with them as the narrator. Obviously he starts getting hungry...but damn it, he worked hard on this adventure and he refuses to let something as trivial as hunger get in the way. So he continues on, narrating the story and taking them through the world and building lore, etc, but he keeps getting hungrier and hungrier. And he tries his best to focus, he really does, but being that hungry would distract anyone. He starts forgetting to tell them very important pieces of lore and information, making the adventure take longer and longer while his poor stomach aches worse and worse. Up to you whether he manages to finally get through the whole story, or the others eventually pick up on his suffering and help him.
3. The addition of a hunger bar also means that eventually if he eats enough, it will hit 100%. While he's never needed to eat before, he does enjoy the experience (and also probably snacking as a form of stimulation). But he's never had a limit before. The humans are used to having limited stomach capacity and knowing when to stop themselves. He...does not. Cue him becoming overstuffed many, many times because "he wasn't done eating" or know how to read his fullness cues.
Feeding the ringmaster an obscene amount of food which he only continues to eat because you keep praising him for it [:
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imagining cai.ne accidentally gaining weight but being super baffled by it. imagine he habitually eats like an outrageous amount of sugar and treats and stim snacking, but yknow, because he's an ai with admin privileges, it doesn't show at all
then, everything plays out as it does in canon, except maybe instead of deleting him they changed his code to be a little more human, and oops! he has a metabolism now
of course he still eats like a dumpster, except now he's getting softer by the day, he's bumping into things and not fitting through small spaces anymore, and he has no idea why bc he's never been alive before. you see him shoving a cartoon yard-long sandwich into his jaws going "bubbIe i dont understand why my belly keeps getting bigger! what do i do :("
whatever. go my digitum
do not bring his ass to the carnival post flavor update
i think it would be funny if Caine decided to make an adventure out of getting the humans to feed him. And they have to throw the food into his big ol mouth like a beanbag toss.
It just seems like something he would do.
Get as many bags into Ca1ne's mouth as you can, the player with the most points wins!
he's gonna pass out in a food coma later
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He really should get checked for the bloatware!! Or... not... I think we all agree he looks fine like this.
I just wonder..do you think Caine would ever eat any of the members when hes mad at one of them? Of course not to hurt them but for a timeout-
who's in tummy time-out rn? Thats for you to decide lol
Little dumb comic idea I got in my head.. Caine being humbled by his gluttony. Episode 8 would've gone diffrently-
Today’s adventure is discovering the true meaning of Christmas!
It’s eating as much delicious food as possible. Obviously