CriticalBennifer

Following and critiquing Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez as a unit and pop culture entities

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OFFICE ROMANCE MEDIA DUMP II

The Wrap on the Carpet

Kelly Clarkson w/ Brett Goldstein

Netflix: Brett and Jlo tour London

Etalk

Entertainment Tonight

Subway Takes

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OFFICE ROMANCE MEDIA DUMP

Today Show w/ Brett Goldstein

Netflix Speed Dating

BBC1 w/ Brett Goldstein

Elle TV

Snack Wars

Track Star

CBS This Morning w/ Brett Goldstein

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Has Jlo signed in to any project yet? And by projects I mean movies or a theatre (not musical!) role, not her little vanity “music” singles and pieces. She must have really damaged her image with all that Bennifer bs.

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Chris Affleck, Mother of Oscar Winners Ben and Casey Affleck, Dies at 83

A schoolteacher, she was recently diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and died June 2, her family announced.

View Christopher Anne AFFLECK's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook.

Seems like this all happened back in June (1st or 2nd) but news is just getting released. Don’t know why.

EDIT: it’s Jlo’s birthday. Ben and Co could have released this at any other time but waited until now 😒

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Jennifer Lopez finds a buyer for her failed marital home — after 2 years listed and $18M in discounts

At long last, Lopez is getting ready to close on her Beverly Hills property — and, in true marquee fashion, the buyer may be as well known a

That must be a relief.

EDIT: deal fell through. She’s still stuck with it.

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‘Ted Lasso’ Favorite's Netflix Rom-Com Hits No. 1 in the World in Record Time

Brett Goldstein and Jennifer Lopez's new Netflix romance is officially taking over the world. Read on for more details.

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Ben pops outside for the papswhen he’s in the sell (cars, clothes, etc). Now he’s trying to sell the mystery of why is his hand in his pocket?

This boob job is so bad 🫣

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Jlo on the subway with the Hot Takes guy? Hot take about what?! She’s never been purposely funny in her life and doesn’t have an authentic bone in her body. She’s always had a learned and forced likability that’s been waning over the years. She already tried play this “I’m relatable” card with the Vogue 75 questions and, well…can’t wait to see all the memes and ridicule about this 🫩

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Jlo’s on movie promo right now so of course Ben and KG just decide to star some family pap shots to make sure they’re in some conversation too. With full participation from the oldest of course. Paps don’t just hang outside urgent care / medical establishments.

EDIT: I didn’t know Betty Gilpin was in this Office Romance movie!!! Mrs Davis was a great show! Hopefully she’s not wasted like other supporting actors in Jlo movies (sterling k, lookin at you!)

Also I wonder if meeting and working with Jlo (and her entourage, probably) has killed Brett’s supposed crush. So far Jlo has been sending him all kinds of looks and Brett has not returned them.

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Ben Affleck To Narrate Whitey Bulger Docuseries For Hulu

The streamer has ordered three-part docuseries Hunting Whitey Bulger (w/t) as part of its growing empire of true-crime titles.

With that scratchy smokers voice?!

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Every time something comes out about fun, messy (if toxic) Bennifer still hooking up comes out, the other J always makes sure it’s followed by an orchestrated pap stroll with Ben getting together “for the kids.” Loser. It’s amazing how she’s never “surprisingly” papped out with her burger cuck.

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How old is Ben Affleck supposed to be in The Rip? I’d say no older than 35 and BA is NOT pulling it off. Even with the hair/beard dye (because of?) he looks ready to collect a pension. But if he is supposed to be older and seasoned he’s not pulling that off either because it feels like he’s trying to play younger.

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Netflix's 'raunchy' forbidden romance has viewers hooked after first look

Netflix has dropped a first look at its new rom-com Office Romance, starring Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein – and fans can't wait to wat

Available on Netflix June 5

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Will the real Bennifer please stand up!

The recent paps of Ben and his permanent third wheel doormat probably have something to do with this

It’s not real of course but it got a lot of attention. I mean what kind of paps are just waiting outside of a federal building (and know why they were there) for a random celebrity unless they were called 🤫I guess they’re still trying to find a way to roll that out without looking like assholes for what they both did to Jlo during 2.0.

Did they insist that DM use the word “couple” in the article headline as well? And as always where is the burger business man? Did his check not clear?

Also why did Hoop Crave even randomly post this? They didn’t even post it on April 1st?!

EDIT:

others seeing through the BS

I don’t believe she’s seeing Brett Goldstein. Jlo can’t hold a secret that long.