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pick up the habit of kissing your girls hands again. hand kisses are so underrated but such a sweet intimate thing.
Imagine you and your F/O in the pool and they crouch down in the shallow end and pretend to “drown” so you’ll “save” them.
Bonus points if they absolutely and totally need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation…you know, because they did so much “drowning” and all.
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f/o leading you away from overwhelming situations. Maybe it's too loud or too many people. Maybe you are stressed or starting to dissociate. Either way f/o sees you and they know what too do. They exuse you both, carefully takes your hand and don't let go until you are out of there and they can ask whats wrong.
i wouldn't wanna c.0mm angsty/sad stuff tbh, but however i do like to imagine certain things with those
rn i'm pondering the earlier posts about Canyon's self-consciousness/insecurity, and delving more into how Malevola simply guest-starring on that hero/civilian dating show is enough to make it feel kinda :\ internally which it's embarrassed about because like, it's no big deal and knows Mal doesn't think it's a big deal, so it feels like it's being a big baby or whatever
so visualizing Canyon sitting with one elbow on the table and that same arm's lower half raised, leaning its head on the knuckles of that same hand, looking pensive/melancholic as hell while the visualized thoughts of growing up seeing shows and ads and what not are in the background,
like where there's all these conventionally attractive people who do not like look like her at all, as well as seeing comments of people saying "so-and-so looks so good" because Canyon has never felt like random people would be that attracted to it based on a glance like that (randos drooling over them in comments would Not Be Good i know, but remember this is from a hybrid's perspective)
as well as Malevola and Sonar being more in line with what Canyon perceives as societal conventional attractiveness which makes them feel more :\\\ about it privately
it's kind of a complicated thing to explain, but i hope that kinda makes sense? like yes, when they indulge in casual sexting stuff or whatever they're desired/given attention then, but when that's the only time they are and otherwise feel like they're not ugly but also not stand out attractive at all outside of that, they can't help but sit there and miserably stew about it
in conclusion, all i know is Canyon ily <:(
Imagine gently playing with your F/O’s hair or massaging the back of their neck and watching their brain turn off as they become completely and totally relaxed beneath your touch, or vice versa! <3 bonus points if they fall asleep while you’re doing it, too!
continuing off prev post, also need a shot of the other Z-teamers watching from the window or something wondering how Sonar is actually pulling a visibly active listening Canyon who looks like they're two seconds away from pouncing on him 😭
even moreso if it's in the same room/in the office and they hear Sonar saying just as dumb shit as he does around them and still pulling Canyon SMDH
(i mean they just give him a hard time though of course, obviously they'd legit be supportive in saying "GET ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"; in addition to potentially getting Canyon a genuine thank you gift for shouldering his re-focused attention lmfaoooooooooooo)
incredibly into anything that man does it’s terrible
that post about liking a fictional character so much that it's humbling is so real because i literally had to say "i can't help it that the c.ryptobro bat makes me happy" out loud to my brother earlier 💀
(it's all good-natured joking and teasing dw)
Canyon unironically like this bird in the second angry birds movie while Bomb's talking about dirt but it's Sonar talking about c.rypto/stock shit
stuff about Canyon’s insecurity
i will say it is nice in like a self-love way to explore Canyon’s (projected lol) insecurity around Malevola and Sonar’s interest in them, because it really can be intimidating when they’re so inexperienced sexually/dating in general compared to them
so there’s alot of bottled insecurity with certain things like:
Mal and Sonar’s extremely close (unlabelled) relationship to begin with
Canyon’s awkward “so are you two dating or…?” that second encounter during its lunch break, because it’s fishing to see what their relationship is
either way, knowing how close they both are again can be intimidating and easily make them self-conscious
Mal and Sonar’s ease with casually flirting and hooking up
“i’m…on a break” Canyon says, not disclosing the fact they’ve only ever had penetrative sex one(1) time and the rest of its hookups were just quickies for unsatisfying oral, but largely their sexual experience is just online
i’ve also thought about maybe Mal and/or Sonar are approached by a previous fling when all three of them are out at a bar/club, the previous fling being so much more in line with conventional attractiveness that deepens the inner :/ of Canyon’s insecurity
(even though Mal and Sonar are like “nah we’re with them tonight” because they aren’t even at the point of fooling around)
Canyon’s inexperience with exploring its bisexuality
Huge amount of intimidation and self-consciousness in Canyon when Malevola wants to actually mess around, considering it hasn’t gotten to experience anything with another woman (this is personal to me though so i don’t talk about it much)
The SquatRack Incident(TM)
Mal texts Canyon to help Sonar in the gym, doesn’t specify it needs to bring a handcuff key.
Brief interaction with Sonar and Canyon in there, leads to a brief exploratory almost-kiss of sorts before it’s immediately interrupted by the newest janitor Waterboy who brought a key (since the office deals with arrests and therefore has handcuffs and keys)
Canyon’s really on the fence about having let Sonar close the distance between their snouts. obviously Sonar has been flirting alot, but in that moment it’s hard to not wanna rationalize it as a really heat-of-the-moment thing because Sonar still had adrenaline and arousal from getting duped by Coupé in the first place, rather than a full desire for Canyon itself if that makes sense.
Malevola on ‘I Need A Hero’
Mal being sent on that call to go on that hero/civvie dating show, and she just offhandedly mentions she made out with a civvie who was a fantastic kisser so Canyon’s mentally drumming its fingers nervously. they’ve already been kissing at this point but again, the whole croc head thing makes them secondguess it.
meanwhile Sonar is devastated as fuck over being cut from the team, since this call is during the evening shift the day after. but he’ll still chime in with his own remark about dating civvies because they love “his bat shit”.
and it’s important to know they’re not openly saying that to make Canyon feel bad, they’re just used to openly discussing that stuff since they don’t feel any insecurity or things like that and are simply Conversing, meanwhile Canyon’s piled high self-consciousness just gets heavier, especially because they haven’t said a word about the squat rack thing.
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like, Canyon doesn’t show much discomfort or uneasiness either. it KNOWS better that it shouldn’t be self-conscious about all of that, it’s not like the three of them are exclusive so it’s something they need to privately deal with. <- according to Canyon itself
sooo idk, it’s just nice to see triple threat really develop in that way where Canyon can really feel desired and appreciated by them both, it’s just naturally rocky for a bit of course
DO THE WORDLE TODAY YOU'LL LOVE IT
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he’s everywhere….
how it genuinely feels
it’s hard to summarize Canyon’s “lack of being hit on” in few words that includes how they actually have been hit on but only online and only after they initiate thru nudeposting or sexting
which, yeah is great and does qualify as flirty attention, but idk how to really communicate how it still feels sucky where it’s only after you initiate by exposing yourself basically
but also i get so <:( over Canyon not being approached/flirted with out and about even in its current age where it’s alot more confident in its appearance (but also knows it’s not Everyone’s Taste)
and is aware its figure isn’t the typical Curvy(tm) everyone likes, because her ass is pretty flat underneath the heft of her tail and the gained weight in her stomach/waist doesn’t really give her a figure other than a sorta straight down shape rather than curvy if i’m making sense
CANYONNNN‼️‼️‼️ YOU’LL BE SO DESIRED AND LOVED IN ALL THESE SHIPS, I PROMISE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
ngl amusing re: the prev posts about Canyon’s insecurity and self-consciousness meanwhile Malevola is hardcore yearning beyond her usual preferable yearning
which Sonar can tell the difference so he gives her so much shit about it, but then he gets cut and the extra time spent around Canyon especially when he’s spiraling and coming down from benders and all that has him nursing an even bigger crush than he’s already had since day 1 so.
don’t wannnnt them to do a season 2 of d.ispatch because postgame is where my intricate fully-realized triple threat sand castle is and they’ll just knock it over 😭😭😭😭
hi vanessa by chance do u do the NYT wordle? if not, u should check out today's, i think you might like it x)
i haven’t done it in a hot minute but i just did HEHEHEH >:3
no escape literally 😭😭😭😭😭
re: last post, the self-love also comes in by giving that self-consciousness to your sickass oc/sona and thinking:
NOOO CANYON, YOU’RE SO FAT AND BEAUTIFUL REGARDLESS OF NOT BEING HIT ON‼️‼️‼️ THE MAL/SONAR ATTRACTION IS GENUINEEEEE, CANYON‼️‼️‼️‼️
