Useful Fiend

She/Her. Funny since 1999.

[dogsuffrage]

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[infectiouspiss]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[ovur]

Do you ever wish bad things on other people? Be honest

Yes

No

Results

Voting ended onDec 24, 2023

[cuteness--overload]

[garfield-69]

kimtty

[justrollitup]

[huffylemon]

[iamoutofideas]

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

[anphivenas]

Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

[gaycop]

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

[gaycop]

[sloppystyle]

[televisionenjoyer]

i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.

[televisionenjoyer]

that's exactly how it feels. say it

[papayajuan2019]

doctor just diagnosed me with a kindness in my eyes that can't quite be put into words

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[honeypleasejustkillme]

currently convinced everyone hates me and wants me to die

[hungwy]

sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful

[huffylemon]