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28. Screaming into the Tumblr void since 2012. Writer wannabe. Will happily ramble about: Hogan’s Heroes, M*A*S*H & 9-1-1. We like variety here.

[naphthalen]

in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

[aftermidnightbuckley]

okay i feel bad for the rest of those firefighters there during chim’s speech like they just wanna go home man and now they’re forced to listen to a-shift texas and transfer drama lmao

[swiftiebuck]

me, fully knowing they were naming that baby after bobby: oh my god they named the baby after bobby 😭😭😭😭

[wikiangela]

athena bringing Bobby home to his children, when he always wanted to see them again and be with them again, was such a beautiful act of love and sacrifice. she can't even visit his grave and be close to him without flying to Minnesota, she loved him so much and she knew what he would want. it's such a devastating and heartbreaking choice and an act of love and im forever gonna cry about it.

bathena truly are (were 😭) the best couple ever, nothing will ever compare to their love 😭

[newtkelly]

here’s what i think. i think that if you watch a drama about first responders who risk their lives on a daily basis, but you watch it because you think it’s a slow burn romance because someone online told you it was, and then you turn around and claim that the show is “making fun of you” or “laughing in your face” or being “cruel to the fandom” - well, i think you’ve probably convinced yourself that this show is something that it isn’t.

people die. firefighters die. and you know what, babies and children die. to think that bobby’s beautiful full-circle story was anything but carefully crafted - we’re not watching the same show. like, we can’t be. you’re watching edits on tiktok. you’re watching week to week and clinging to anything that feeds the machine. 9-1-1, from season one (skipped by many apparently, which is a damn shame), has never shied away from the darkness of the human existence, and it never will. this show isn’t what you’ve told yourself it is. there’s nothing to be afraid of, though - you can enjoy darkness, you can appreciate it. no one is pranking you. no one is laughing at you. you can enjoy it for what it is. think your own thoughts.

[california-112]

Your marvelous advice got me where I am, now I'll give you some. You better straighten up and toe the line around here, or else.

[maythe4th]

911 (2018–) 1.01: PILOT & 8.15: LAB RATS

[inferno-ontherocks]

Who's not okay?

[benevolenterrancy]

@feghoti the secret balding backstory that we've all been waiting for...

[thegunslingerletmedrop]

Chimney Han: A Lesson in Grief

Who spent his childhood wondering if he could've done more for his dying mom.

Who spent his whole life wondering what he could've done to make his dad love him.

Who spent most of his adult life wondering what he could've done differently to save Kevin.

Who spent the start of his fatherhood journey wondering how he failed Maddie.

Who will now spend the rest of his life wondering if he was worth saving.

[pansiesandposies]

Captain Robert Wade Nash is alive and well to me in my mind but OF HE WASN’T:

It had to be Chimney that he saved because Chimney saved him first. Bobby went to Chimney and said he wanted to die. He told Chimney that he missed his wife and his kids. He told Chimney that his guilt was eating him alive and that he was just done.

Chimney looked at this guy that he knew, respected and liked. He looked at him and he thought, okay, I’m going to throw you a lifeline. Im going to hold your hand and give you a reason to hold out until you find a reason for yourself. Chimney was a guy who had lost a brother, a mother, and never really had a father. He was a man who wanted to commit but who got left when he was at his lowest. He could’ve focused on the bad shit that happened to him, he could’ve walked away, but instead he held onto Bobby’s hand and dragged him into Athena Grant’s path (knowingly or otherwise) and let nature take its course.

Bobby wants to live. Bobby doesn’t want to leave. But in the end, he was still thinking of balancing a book. Chimney Han for him. It couldn’t have been anyone else.

[feghoti]

Damn 9-1-1 really did it. They really did that.

[benevolenterrancy]

Hey! I love your artwork esp of Hogan’s Heroes. I like how you portray the group shenanigans and Hogan’s tired dad energy lmao

If you’re still doing requests for art could you do one of this meme please? If you’re not that’s fine!

yup, @colpapabear's post just about sums these two up -- Klink's anxiety is on a hair trigger and boy does Hogan love pulling that trigger

[texasbama]

“9-1-1 is my comfort show”

The show:

[fireinthefireproofvault]

The Hogan’s Heroes Cast as Justin’s Shirt Store T-Shirts

Hogan:

LeBeau:

Newkirk:

Carter:

Kinch:

Klink:

Schultz:

Burkhalter:

Hochstetter:

Crittendon:

[xompeii]

If I got a nickel for every time Chimney got a horrible deadly virus, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

[the-davest-of-uncles]