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#homestuck #cruelty squad #vriska serket #dead vriska

is there any chance of homestuck LINE stickers?

i actually sketched a few as kind of a joke, but then the team was like "wow you should really do these" but they're not actually very good. i wanted to try cleaning them up a bit, but then other things sort of took priority. here are some of the sketches.

boiledcaprisun

merry yurimas everybody

#rose would not think that #but good post #(ok admittedly she might but only like. late act 6)

tgcg

(the humour is roxy in sad old man drag and Dirk wearing like.... literally the same exact kinda shit he already does)

roxy and dirk not-couples cosplaying kishibe and quanxi

#who cares what j & j are doing in this scenario its not like hussie cared about resolving anything about them #THERE. FUNNIER POST MANIFESTED

actually scratch that

dirkjake couples cosplay qua??????????nxi & rezzzzzzzzeze (misspelled bc like. i'm NOT contaminating the chain sawed manhattan's tag with homestuck shit)

#jane can be like. idk. falling. and roxy gets the old man #i hate censoring a post like this its ugly as fuck and ruins the joke but Oh Well the crimes i commit to avoid putting cringe on ppls dash #also like jake could wear someone else i for-the-record do NOT ship quan and rez really reze's age is too not-stated #but like. the other option that jumped to mind was like. all four fiends at once????#COULD work i guess but its a harder mental image to conjur and i bet jake would really like Rzee

calware

just saw someone call jane/calliope/roxy a crackship ??>#?@%????

calware

#lsDFKHLSKJDKSLJDHG #HOLY SHIT #also love the citations good good goodgoodgood #one can argue its... indirect. but it feels so fucking natural for that character just ACK <-having positive emotions about hs for once #ADDENDUM: AND HOLD ON A MINUTE??? ROXYJANECALLIE AS CRACK?!?!?#I DID *NOT* SIT THROUGH FIVE FUCKIN YEARS OF ACT 6 TO REALIZE (WITH PLENTY OF FELLOW REALIZERS) THE GORDIAN KNOT SEVERER OF SHIPPING WOES #THERE WAS TONS OF US. TONS!#ok i actually can't remember if i *at the time* shipped the 3 together. it feels like i did? but then i got fucking wierd about that kinda #thing and avoided it for a (stupid) while so idk #its. so fucking postcanonpilled to think of it as *crack* even like i guess jane and callie didn't end up interacting... TOO much with each #other. but. jane and roxy???? already great together??? add their mutual friend and sufferer of social malnutrition??????? its math!!!!!#(admittedly roxy and jane together NOW in 2023 feels a little too fluffy for my tastes but thats. not intrinsic. like back in ye olden days #it kinda felt uwu cute girls pillow fights cake lol! but like good god the anxieties about social relationships duo. like thats all the alp #alpha kids - and like YEAH ITS ALL THE ALPHA KIDS. MAKING THEM BORING IS A CHOICE NOT A FEATURE LMAO)

garysprites

Family guy death pose Vriska….?

is this my legacy?

honestly homestuck HAD so many kinda dogshit relationships in it that i don't really blame people for seeing the mutually-assured destruction going on with Vriska and Terezi and jumping to conclusions but like. dude they were only relationshipping before the cycle of violence began or after it was finished canonicity-wise.

#also for the record calling it toxic isn't necessarily the same as calling it abusive #toxic yuri can be (generally IS esp. for the retconners) applicable there. its toxic! admittedly less toxic to each other and more toxic #to everyone else. but toxic works!#that SAID i'm far more bias to interpretations where they'. aren't. that.#theres arguably more narrative merit in having them be mutually enabling the universe to death but i quite like having them reconciling be #character growth thing #(hence my preference to GO!vrisrezi)#(not that their relationship would or should be struggle-free peaches and sunshine but like)#(MAYBE WE COULD HAVE EXPLORED THEIR DYNAMICS AND GROWTH AND DEGROWTH AND CHANGE IF WE EVER FUCKING SAW THEM AGAIN)

ao3femslashtop100-tournament

AO3 Femslash Top 100: Finals!

Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs Pamela “Poison Ivy” Isley/Harleen “Harley Quinn” Quinzel (DC)

Terezi/Vriska (Homestuck)

Ivy/Harley (DC)

Voting ended onNov 26, 2023

doomsdaydicecascader

#ah yeah so vrisrezi is abusive and ive only ever seen ivy/harley being cute so...

doomsdaydicecascader

can we really not have higher ambitions than just "being cute"? must we reduce ourselves to being taggable and rebloggable to only the most braindead of yuri enjoyers? is it not enough for women to love each other, must they also have Wholesome Moments that you can sell to the lowest common denominator? grow up, vote vrisrezi

#harlivy is champion of 'sapphic relationships made to be palatable and attractive to straight men'#vrisrezi isn't even that far behind it in that regard they aren't exactly penis jousting t4t stone butches but they ARE still behind it #(admittedly because of homestucks art style plus they're like 7)

vrisrezi isn't fucking abusive and people who say it is probably jump to callouts every time they lose a friend

#'but she blinds/explodes her!!!' these actions were not done out of a desire to control the other person you nincompoop #they DEFINITELY weren't done out of a desire to stay together #'but they hated each other afterwards!' THEY WERE LITERALLY ENEMIES WHO MAIMED EACH OTHER AFTER THEIR FRIENDSHIP DISINTEGRATED #& THEIR DYNAMIC EVEN AT ITS *WORST* IS STILL THE MOST STRAIGHTFORWARD AND NON-MANIPULATIVE EITHER CHARACTER HAS #if anything they're. remarkably enabling when allied #the whole point of their arcs in relation to one another is reconciliation its-#it lets vriska off the hook a bit too easily in the retcon timeline but that isn't fucking abusive thats not what the word means AAA #you could say that vriska left terezi permanently maimed and as the higher caste bears responsibility for that? i guess???#but given they didn't really CONTINUE that shit until they got meteorstuck despite having pleanty of opportunity but like #terezi literally took that L and turned it into a W. that power dynamic very rapidly ceases to exist #fellas is it abusive for a relationship to both have a roughly equal amount of power 'over' the other member and for them to have gotten #together out of a long-standing emotional attatchment that while corrupted by Society is altogether roo #rooted in positive affection? and for them to literally not hurt each other at all once they come to that conclusion???#either verbally or physically???

calware

#l8r....

doomsdaydicecascader

> looking for homestuck analysis posts > ask the homestuck bloggers if their posts are decoding or interpretation > they dont understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is decoding and what is interpreting > they laugh and say "it's good meta, ma'am" > look inside > it's decoding

doomsdaydicecascader

for the record, "decoding" is a pretty bunk form of interpretation that relies on false premises (ie, "X is about Y" being a decision made sight unseen, the idea that the beats of the story are Code) and you see this most directly with people who are prone to conspiracy theories - nothing is what it seems on the surface, but it leaks out into literary analysis when you fail to understand the idea of what a symbol is.

this approach is most evidently seen in stuff like the "decoding symbols" approach to homestuck i read recently, which is a qanon-focused reading of homestuck (yeah, that's real, fuck it, why not)

if you're not familiar with qanon, one of their many premises is that mass media is a means to disseminate the conspiracies - they speak in code so that those who are not in on the code may not notice the message at all, but those who do can take coded instructions from it on how to like, i dunno, steal babies and do blood libel or whatever it is qanon guys believe now

this is obviously bullshit, but that decoding idea - that all things are encoded, that nothing is what it is - is super prevalent in a lot of homestuck "analysis" posts when it's actually, analysis's opposite. the difference between interpretation and decoding is that you go in with the mindset of thinking there is a hidden meaning you want to find in the text. you want this end result to be true, so anything that could stand in its way becomes mutable

and since your results are obviously horseshit, you continue justifying it and building up infinite false premises that stack atop each other forever until you're not even really talking about the same story. you've built a second story in your head that uses the same pages but you've decided none of that actually refers to itself, just its coded meanings

this is especially easy to do with homestuck because homestuck does repeat itself incessantly, its easy to do a read of homestuck where you zero in on one idea, see how it iterates on itself, and come away with a better understanding of the text, because homestuck loves to do that to itself, too, but it gives you absolute tunnel vision. once you start needing to ask people to take premises as granted, you run the real risk of making up a second homestuck that youre just wrong about forever, and a lot of homestuck "analysts" do this

#YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

volokita-kurkumut

hellmurderisland

roxy must be sooooooo jealous that dirk can shoot lightning out his hands wizard style

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