"Only I know how this all turns out."

Canon divergent Toffee RP side-blog from Star VS. The Forces of Evil. Follows from septariansitter. OC and crossover friendly!

[venomouslyvillainous-blog]

Do you like a villain who’s a good dad boss to his daughter minion? Snakes? An evil scientist with terrible taste in boyfriends business partners? Sounds like venomouslyvillainous is the RP blog for you!

[venomouslyvillainous-blog]

Do you like a villain who’s a good dad boss to his daughter minion? Snakes? An evil scientist with terrible taste in boyfriends business partners? Sounds like venomouslyvillainous is the RP blog for you!

[crocodiliancorruption]

Now I understand why you're so short. It was your mother who passed the midget gene to you.

“... Probably.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

I don't think blowing myself up would work. Do you have any other ideas?

“Not particularly.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

Are your parents taller than you?

“My father was. My mother is about the same height.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

That's a nice song. Now, I see why you're evil. Songs about evil are always catchy.

“Villains do have the best songs, don’t they?”

[crocodiliancorruption]

How come you can get a loyal worshipper and I can't get a single loyal friend? That's a bit unfair.

“Have you tried blowing yourself up with a magic wand and corrupting all magic?”

[crocodiliancorruption]

Why are you so evil?

“May I direct you to this song?”

[crocodiliancorruption]

Do Septarians have a better eye sight than most?

“Septarians can see in the dark but otherwise their eyesight is about the same as a Mewman’s.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

What is one thing that enrages just by thinking about it?

“I’m not keen to give a stranger that sort of power over me.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

My lord, I'm in need of assistance in deciding between satin or velvet for the tablecloth of the shrine I wanted to create. Which do you think will look best?

“I’ve always been partial to satin.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

Do you still breathe or did you stop doing that because there's no need to?

“I breathe in order to speak, but otherwise, no, I don’t bother.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

What is it like being immortal?

“Convenient.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

Have you ever had any friends?

“Acquaintances and allies certainly, but I’m not sure I could call anyone a friend.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

Toffee🖕and ☠️

“Back at you, grayface.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

Rasticore has solved a difficult math problem and gotten the correct answer in one try. I told you he's smarter than the average stapler.

“Good for him.”

[crocodiliancorruption]

I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" do it at your home and you're "destroying evidence."