Tony x happiness

[tiredandanxiouschaos]

Over 250 000 000 PLN raised for the children from the Fighting Cancer foundation. Today's such a happy day, it's hard to believe what was done :'DDD

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Sam: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Stark.

Bucky: [looking lovingly at Tony across the room] I don’t have feelings for Stark.

Sam: Barnes, you are nowhere near my eyes.

[fairytalkersial]

Bucky: And I don't wanna be...

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Tony: Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people? Natasha: It’s more of a hobby.

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Tony: Care to take a stab at being social?

Loki: I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much.

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Peter: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Tony: [not looking up] Myxine Circifrons

Peter: ...

Peter: fsh

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Peter: Is Mr Barnes always this.... Murderous? Or did something happen?

Sam: I mean, he's not really a sunshine and smiles kinda person, but he's definitely on the war path today. Apparently some idiot made Stark sad.

[im-tops-bottom]

Bucky: *walks back and forth in the kitchen*

Tony: he's just cranky because I watched a video about a cat being reunited with their owner who came back from the army

Bucky: you cried. No one makes Tony cry

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Clint: THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Rhodey: [helps Tony onto the counter] Loki: [pushes Thor off the sofa] Natasha: [to Sam] As you can see, there are two types of siblings.

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Steve and Bucky: *try to throw each other out of danger, whilst also trying to perish* Sam: Natasha: Sam: Three Types of Siblings. Three.

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Tony: Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot.

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Steve: Wait, you are involved in this!?!

Tony: You’ve known me for far too long to be as surprised by this news as you are.

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Peter: Oh fiddle sticks! Oh diddly gee golly gosh goldarnit! That really ruffles my feathers! Really dills my pickle!

Tony: [crying in the corner] Please, just say F U C K…

[dcjokerhs]

Peter: I can’t.

Tony: Why?!

Peter: *inhales* FFU-

Steve, bursting in through a wall: NO!

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Peter: permission to die?

Tony: permission denied.

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At least he asked, Tony'd probably just go along with his stupid idea xD

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[phone ringing]

Natsha: Yes?

Harley: It's us. Is Tony there with that guy Rhodey set him up with?

Natasha: They're here. And it's not good. Stephen is super-hot.

Peter: Oh my God, I hate Stephen so much.

Harley: Natasha, you and Bucky need to ruin this date. Just spill their drinks on them. Oh, tell lies about Tony. Just do whatever you need to get rid of this guy.

Natasha: On it. [hangs up, to Bucky] Get me a burger!

[Avengers Tower]

Harley: We need to find Steve and make him do something about his feelings.

Peter: He went to that TaskRabbit gig. We have no idea where he is.

Harley: He was walking. He can't be that far.

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Peter: Darn right I'm upset!

Tony: Peter, watch your language!

Peter: ...

Tony: Oh. You did. Sorry.

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When even the T-Rex can't resist the sales 😂

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Tony: Any plans for tonight?

Peter: No.

Tony: Loser.

Peter: Thanks, dad.

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Bucky: I do not love anyone

Tony: Valentine’s day is coming up but I don’t think I’ll get any cards :(

Bucky:

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Happy Valentines Day to all ❤️

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Happy New Year!