ny'all

Alyss | This is my blog and I post dumb things. I'm too tired to be here tbh

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[chongoblog]

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

[lunarthesugarglider]

thats a common interest we've

[chongoblog]

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

[krismas15]

i cant stop laughing help me please

genuinely just posting this for the atla image i CANT

[joyflameball]

[parapsychologicalvulpes]

Im gonna go insane ive been looking for that post for YEARS thats like a video, where a dude is at a barber or something but the barber does a whole spa day on the dude, doing his ears and giving a face massage and then just like. Slaps the dude's tiddies around???

Theres a comment thats like "they detailed that mans tiddies like a car" or something but SEARCHING FOR THAT DOESN'T GET ME ANYTHING im beggin someone to send me that post

[shutyourmoustache]

I remember how fucking massive this video was 20 years ago when YouTube was in its infancy so it’s cool to read trivia about it. For anyone old enough to remember, it’s definitely giving VH1’s Pop-Up Video.

[ekjohnston]

please watch ok go music videos they are all amazing in this one they play the song using a car

[ekjohnston]

ALSO APPARENTLY THEY'VE DONE BTS VIDEOS FOR A LOT OF THEIR MUSIC

excuse me i have to go win an arguement with my now 17yo nephew who, 13 years ago, would NOT believe me when i told him this wasn't a drone or (conventional) crane shot

[ospreyonthemoon]

This is fascinating. I don't know these people but all this work is wild.

[softwaring]

by tucker

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Copper, you say? High quality, perhaps?

[faerieinthehumanworld]

Tumblr's refusal to let this man die needs to be studied.

I'm all for it, of course, bc it's hilarious, but also why.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

I think this post from @theabstruseone sums it up pretty well.

[disgooseting]

flip side of this is that any random normal person among us right this second and alive today could wind up being an archeological phenomenon centuries from now in a similar way to old Ea

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Electronic records won't last, my readers had better start sending me clay tablets threatening to hunt me for sport

[gigglepuffpixie]

chisel them yourself coward

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

CHISEL a clay tablet??

[achillesinhighheels]

'Not What You Saw' [2024-ongoing] by Keerthana Kunnath

Shot across beaches, fields, and village edges in Kerala, India,

'Not What You Saw' documents the lives and presence of India's female bodybuilders.

[radiobarf]

An Artemis plush being in the NASA Mission Control Room during Artemis II's journey is the sweetest thing and it makes me very weepy 💖

[jimmyhoffathecat]

It’s like living with a wild animal but also kind of not

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[teaboot]

Anyways as a person from outside the USA it is always a little bit funny when someone dismissively refers to you as a “leftist” because like.

We know what you MEAN.

But at the same time.

Do you think that Republicans and Liberals fall from the sky when it rains? Or do you understand that the parties are a construct of the US specifically and the terms “leftist and right” are not entirely universal

[teaboot]

Gonna go to Texas with the fleur-de-lis on my chest and an inflammatory air and start accusing random youths of being blind and foolish separatist followers of the Bloc Quebecois

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Like, it truly is that easy to not go do atrocities

"I'll get dishonorably discharged"

Okay at least you wont be killing innocents in the name of imperialism

"I'll go to jail"

Okay so you'd rather go and kill innocent people to avoid a little prison time? You could just go to jail rather than go do atrocities

[alpharius-official-unofficial]

Note from someone who knows: Neither of these things will even happen, you’ll be administratively separated, which is essentially a faultless parting of ways. Sure, they’ll try to intimidate you with the worst case scenario but at the end of the day pissing hot isn’t actually a crime so without getting you for possession or something the worst they can reasonably do is just make you leave.

Take it from someone who’s seen it happen in real life. They’ll just send you home. Save up for a plane ticket while they’re doing the paperwork.

[briarpatch-kids]

From someone else who watched it happen many times: You're getting an article 15 for it, same as the guy who couldn't pass his PT test or the guy who got a tattoo without a permission slip from uncle sam. It's NOT a big deal and they are not gonna want to bother with a full court martial required for a dishonorable discharge. It's career ending, but has far less of an effect on your world than lifelong ptsd and guilt.

[galileosballs]

It's so strange that - at least in North America - the style of living in which you have your own room but only a partial kitchen, but the building has a large communal eating area in which a paid professional makes food at scale on a fixed schedule every day (with a few options, but nothing made to order) is only available to a) college students, b) prisoners, and c) people in long-term care homes.

Not everyone would want to live like that, of course, but I'll bet you that a lot of people would. It's a great living situation for single people, young people just starting out, and people who are in a city on a temporary basis. Cooking at scale is significantly more time- and cost-efficient than each individual cooking or getting takeout. Cleaning kitchen facilities scales similarly well. Employ a few people who know what they're doing and are paid well to do it, and they'll keep that kitchen running safely, efficiently, and cleanly in a way that a few hundred pressed-for-time 20-somethings never could. And a lot of people simply do not care enough about what they eat to want anything else.

Moreover, not putting a full kitchen in each unit means that the units can be smaller without cutting into living space, cheaper to build, and safer. Lots of people who live alone don't cook a lot, since cooking for one is not very time-efficient, which means that for all those people the kitchen is practically just dead space. You could replace its function with a microwave and a minifridge, and if you do, you've given that person a whole extra room.

And the thing is, this style of living does exist in North America. You just can't voluntarily get it unless you go to college. Why? Because we have - for some reason - decided that this globally-not-uncommon way of living is somehow beneath the dignity of an adult. We should change that.

[byjove]

People who regret not having kids tend to extend themselves to help kids in need around them, the childless lady in the neighborhood who gives out good Halloween candy, your favorite uncle who takes you to do fun stuff. People who regret having kids, on the other hand? Absolute demons to everyone around them. Lol. The common refrain of “You’re going to end up lonely in a nursing home if you don’t have kids.” is extremely wrong if you’re a good person and I would say a large percentage of visit-less elderly people in nursing homes actually had children, they just treated them like shit.

[tastylemonbread]

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

[tastylemonbread]

love and beauty in the tags of this post. we are all humans and loving is all we can hope to do on this earth