dirks gay.

a blog dedicated to giving dirk alien boyfriends (i.e not dirkjake, dirkjohn, or dirkdave)

[fuckyeah-dirkkri]

small pixel valentine <3

[xdarkzax]

Do you ship dirsol? -Dirk x sollux- and if ya can can you draw some dirsol?

Here ya go!

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[moved-to-xotaako-deactivated202]

The Vantas specimen shows a rare smile, thus slaying the Strider. 

[fuckyeah-dirkkri]

[dyingbluerose]

Sorry for potato quality

[fncysntakiind-blog]

uh yeah im still in love w them

[inkskratches]

[beesprites]

So for what Im hoping is your first request, can I get some solcrodirk? *lenny face*

gOD ILY BEST FIRST REQUEST EVER

[zebruh]

CRONUS: babe, havwe i evwer told you about the time i stuck my dick in a blender?

DIRK: What in the fuck.

CRONUS: yeah, okay see, it was because of this fucking dare, right?

then it just dissipates to hours of cronus saying the same thing over and over because hes too busy laughing about the look of horror he saw on porrims face when she had the misfortune of opening the door with full view of him setting himself up for the damn blender

dirk is horrified 

[zebruh]

CRONUS: dude, just say youre gay. there is literally no shame in it. 

CRONUS: say it vwith me.

CRONUS: i am g-

then dirk jsut slaps his hand over cros mouth

DIRK: I don’t think this needs to be stated.

[zebruh]

CRONUS: yeah, ivwe been with SO many people. pshhhh, you dont evwen knowv.

DIRK: You literally said “is this third base” when we first held hands.

[zebruh]

DIRK: Yeah, this is my boyfriend. He’s an annoying sack of shit just like me. 

CRONUS: *beAMS* YEP, IM HIS 8OYFRIEND. I LOVWE HIM DEARLY. GO TELL THE VWORLD.

DIRK: *he just stares at cronus, so tired. so. fucking tired.*

[zebruh]

some crodirk 

[triptrippy]

good evening tumblr i now present two buff guys in sweaty wifebeaters 

[homestuckmania-sprites]

genderfluid/pansexual eridan <3 gay/trans dirk strider sprites please

*rubs my gay, giving-dirk-alien-boyfriends loving hands all over this* sprites?

~ mod bee

[homestuckspritesandstuff]

@lesbiancronus i feel like i have should put more into this but i had to do this asap cause i never get crodirk requests and i love this ship so fucking much

i also made a headcanoned version but eh

~ mod roxy