a local cryptic

He/Him/His

[saturday-shorts]

It’s not Saturday but you better have your Saturday shorts on or so help me

[skitpojke]

*the adventure zone theme song playing as I lay face down in the grass*

[zombiepatch]

quiet

[duckwellfucknewton]

Being in any chat with @taako-waititi is a fucking blessing because you get gems like this.

[badcamus-deactivated20260204]

Found this on a subreddit and I nearly fucking choked.

[decaffeinated]

Reblog to yeet away your followers’ dysphoria.

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

[higgzorz]

cowboy love story

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

[youcannotnotbereal-deactivated2]

This all went through my head in like four seconds.

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[pettibone-deactivated20240714]

I am legitimately afraid of the spirit of shaggy meme as it seems to have no origin everyone just suddenly knew

[cronchamonch-blog]

Shaggy used 2% of his power and now we all know.

[cronchamonch-blog]

Twitter: We're becoming circular!!

Tumblr, a year later: Now we're square, bitch.

[cronchamonch-blog]

This sounds so much like Griffin McElroy, it scares me.

Just a very enthusiastic Griffin!!

[mantis--hymn]

I LOVE RAINBOW QUARTZ 2.0!!!!

I LOVE THEM!!!!!

[cronchamonch-blog]

IS THIS TAAKO

[valtsv]

u ever get really apathetic about your interests for no reason so u just start cycling through all your past hyperfixations in ur head out of an inexplicable need to feel passion for something

[valtsv]

me trying to be interested in anything in the middle of a Depressive Episode™:

[rodian2]

funky little minecraft robot

[sugarpinecrews]

time for rwby au !! This post will get long, so it’s under a read-more to keep your dash clean. Hit up my inbox with any questions or additions !!

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[possym-blog]

whats up everybody

I THINK

DOGS SHOULD

[cronchamonch-blog]

cinematic parallels... kind of