born to shit forced to wipe

You don't die, until we say so. 

[cronusampora]

walking into sainsbury the Sunday night before the bank holiday idk why I expected that there would be anything left but smoked salmon and grogu themed squash

[kalliente]

Camarilla players: This is my 10th generation Ventrue, he has Submerged Directive, 2 dots in Status, 3 dots in resources, and a ghoul to do all his tax evasion for him.

Sabbat players: This is my horrible murder lady, she likes murder.

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[portal2myfantasy]

she’s beautiful and i will always Remember to listen to the wisdom of the Pearl

[hungwy]

this drawing or picture was too angry so i edited it to be nicer

[xanaxfarts]

Alexander McQueen: Spring/Summer (2011) Model: Lindsey Wixson

[cronusampora]

I will be 25 on Friday.

[cronusampora]

hi

[cronusampora]

I lost 300 followers is it because I’m ugly

[cronusampora]

hi

[liivn]

[throathole]

Oh you didn’t also listen to my little pony dubstep when you were 13? Oh ok………..

[1e13-deactivated20260404]

God forbid them getting internet access

And here's the gif if you need it

Imagine seeing THIS right before you die, lmao

[b1ackjacka1]

Hey player, this guy's buggin' me. how do I hit him with my car?

[safrev]

BLU BOOGIE!

(and extra sketches below the cut)

[selftrepanning]

>go to goth night

>ask dj if it’s good music or she wants revenge

>dj doesn’t understand- i pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is good music

>they laugh and say “it’s a good set sir”

>it’s she wants revenge

[the-shoop-shoop]

bro revive me i have a ray gun bro

[preydefiiler]

you're so cute. im gonna fantasize about torturing you