[dragongirlsweetie]

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

[foone]

this is exactly what it's like to archive laserdiscs

[calicotisane]

This video made me start rocking back and forth and pacing for 10 minutes. Elephant trots like a dog and goes through a beautiful blue pipe and turns red and eats a big banana and gets really fat and goes up stairs and slides down a slide and hits a ball and meets its friend and has fun I literally cant take it its overwhelming my entire body

[despazito]

[srdcovka]

we used to say kill all men

[im-mender]

[fairycosmos]

to be real with you. in 2016 you could feel things looking at a sad bart simpson edit

[saltedume]

and he'd be kinda purple too

[fairycosmos]

and he’d be kinda purple toooooooo

[podcastwizard]

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[nightcord-at-25]

watch leftists conveniently ignore this

[sugarcoatedsayaka-blog]

STOP WITH THE ADVENTURE TIME SPOILERS

I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET BECAUSE MY DERP PARENTS ARE WATCHING TV

[dogpuppy]

[deep-state-partisan]

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[thewolfstrongdiary]

What it’s like listening to music

[nyaa]

[funstyle]

One of the best images. Like we've all been here folks

[apjvff]

do you cum a little when you see me make a post after a period of no activity?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[woolandflax]

They are shy because she is so beautiful