better make it hurt, better make it count

shuri // 29 // she/her scared of everything that moves and even some things that don't blog runs primarily on queue!

[sealsdaily]

[lonestatus]

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

[office-anomaly]

recent juris

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

[randumbkatt]

vacation

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[yellow-yarrow]

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[gearlic]

Kimposting

[swallowedabug]

ALOK VAID-MENON Getting Curious with Jonathan Van Ness 1x03 (2022)

[swallowedabug]

Alok’s book report of The Biopolitics of Feeling: Race, Sex, and Science in the Nineteenth Century by Dr. Kyla Schuller

[transunity]

This is one of the most impactful posts on this subject I personally have ever seen.

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[disassembledboy]

ryonai x tatsuya

[iliothermia]

[honeyciub]

"Don't lose your head, Sam!"

[indigonite]

smoke break

[aggot]

backrooms will never scare me because all the really scary stuff happens on the retail floor. the frontrooms.