better make it hurt, better make it count

shuri // 29 // she/her scared of everything that moves and even some things that don't blog runs primarily on queue!

[sealsdaily]

[iliothermia]

[honeyciub]

"Don't lose your head, Sam!"

[indigonite]

smoke break

[aggot]

backrooms will never scare me because all the really scary stuff happens on the retail floor. the frontrooms.

[amygdalae]

in the modern age you get to be soscared about unusual new things, such as having eaten a bagged salad recently

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[horrorfixxx]

Universal Monsters: Dracula (2023, #2)

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[ask-dara]

Akatsuki kicks 👢👢

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[yaoibattlepass]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[ramiaww]

Falling for him was the coolest feeling.