Neither do I

Hi. I'm Ven. Welcome to my tumblelog that has no direction, at all. This started on August 2011. You should totes check out my blogspot!

[perennialnarcissist]

[macleod]

Totally the biggest controversy that has erver graced american politics ladies and gentlemen.

[teesadutta]

[undefinedt]

randomguy2015 accurate

[randomguy2015]

VERY accurate.

[road-kill-cafe]

The teen pregnancy rate has been cut in half since the 1950s. #ThisGeneration

Smoking has also dropped by 50% #ThisGeneration

The abuse and availability of drugs has actually been in drastic decline. #ThisGeneration

The U.S. homicide rate is currently the at lowest it has been since 1962. #This Generation

Searches for porn have been reduced by half in just the past ten years. #ThisGeneration

The average IQ score has seen a dramatic increase, mainly due to our increasing ability to process symbols. #ThisGeneration

The high school dropout rate is at half of what it was in the 70’s. #ThisGeneration

But somehow the last generation remains largely convinced that we are bad and stupid people because they cannot comprehend advances in technology and society. #LastGeneration

[poryqon]

We can’t cope with change, while your generation is adapted to a rapid change of technology, and this is our way to feel better about ourselves. #LastGeneration

[crookedvision]

#SquadGoals

[crookedvision]

Pambahay gang watching movies on a school night. #thuglyf #FantasticFour #whichisobvsgonnasuck #butyouhavetowatchitanyway (at Newport Cinemas)

[otraniall]

No lies detected

[andrewbelami]

WHERE. IS. THE. FUCKING. LIE.

[lovingliam]

[crookedvision]

my squishy boy (づ￣ ³￣)づ

[maakomori]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

[viictornikiforov]

start holding your boyfriends to best friend standards pls

“my boyfriend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” vs “my best friend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days”

“my boyfriend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again” vs “my best friend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again”

“my boyfriend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop” vs “my best friend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop”

if your boyfriend would leave you for something that your best friend wouldn’t care about, KILL THEM AND EAT THEM

[artnmxlanin-deactivated20171009]

Lmfao

[uglyfoxybaby]

true tho because people forget having a partner is literally just having another best friend with a slightly different intimacy thrown in, not all the rules should change and you should feel 100% as comfortable with your partner as you do with a friend. it took me a long time to realize that. 

[vinebest]

[forces-of-eruri]

Ok lawl

[dipterrah]

caption: girl: Dad, I just made a milkshake! dad: Not again… dad: *going outside with a broom to a group of boys* Alright, cmon boys, get outta here! boys: *groan and leave*

[pyrolight521]

If you don’t get the joke, you haven’t heard the song.

[fed-detector-deactivated2018030]

this is objectively funny

[suisicedsquad]

#free marvel actresses from shitty questions 2kforever (x) (x) (x)

[meatandmilk-is-murder]

Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via meatandmilk-is-murder)

[crookedvision]

https://soundcloud.com/venusbanaag-1/somewhere-only-we-know-keane-cover

[puregag]

Heros meeting heros

[thinkofallthestoriesyoullhave-d]

‘You work for Netflix, did you get free Netflix?’ [x]

[mysharona1987]

[sbrown82]

👆👆👆 Wooo, c’mon somebody!

[thefandomdropout]

Fuuuuuuck someone said it so plainly !

[saltyasjesus]

Except that taking guns away won’t make people stop killing people anymore than making heroin illegal stops people from shooting up.

Smh.. #logic #wutisit

[themomsmustbecrazy]

that’s a false analogy though. You can’t say how many more people might use heroin or what the effects would be on society if it were legal and could be purchased at a Walmart.

[gnimmish]

mamagotcrafty has literally no idea what they’re talking about.

In 1996 here in the UK we had a very similar incident to Sandy Hook - some fucker with a gun walked into a primary school in a quiet Scottish town called Dunblane, and murdered almost an entire class of six year olds. (I remember this vividly because I was also six years old and attending a primary school only a few miles away from Dunblane at the time - our parents were terrified, we were terrified, it was an awful, awful moment). 

As a result of the Dunblane massacre, the British government banned private handgun ownership.

Do you know how many school shootings we’ve had since 1996?

Big fat fucking zero. 

Do you know how many mass shootings we’ve had, total, since 1996?

One.  

Let’s recap: Since banning private handgun ownership twenty years ago, the UK has had ONE mass shooting. In that same time period, the US has had more than fifty. 

It’s almost like taking people’s guns away makes gun violence rare, or something.

And incidentally, the murder rate - firearms related and otherwise - in the UK is proportionately far lower than it is in the US, in fact pretty much any country that strictly regulates or outright bans gun ownership has a lower murder rate than the US does. So no, taking guns away won’t stop people killing each other, but it makes it a fucktonne harder and generally seems to contribute to lower overall rates of intentional homicide. 

HMMM. it’s almost like if you take people’s guns away, IT’S SUPER HARD FOR THEM TO SHOOT EACH OTHER.