[croppedoutfrancobrother]

I lost access to this account so if you want to follow me: myguiltybinge is my new blog!

[lowsun]

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

[hoaxmakesmusic]

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*

[tredlocity]

the future

[tumblunni]

avoid airport baggage confusion by creating a whole new kind of confusion

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[memescomedy]

[moonlightcafe]

[memescomedy]

[katswenski]

[sistermaryfake]

GET THE FUCK

[milkshakecub-deactivated2018121]

Omfg this is gold!!!!

[buzzthebear]

I just had to repost this.  This is hilarious. 

[andrewbelami]

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[sailorbrazil]

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[lionesstaylor]

i am on the fucking floor DYING

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

[speakswords]

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

[fanonical]

what if voldemort had tried to infiltrate hogwarts every year count olaf-style in a number of increasingly obvious disguises

[hypnictwitch]

That’s how I remember it

[hurleyquinnzel]

That’s literally what he did

[thebootydiaries]

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[dulect]

me addressing serious topics: yo that's wild