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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

queenrinacat

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

edweeirdo

Some of these are fucking wild.

tiredproblemchild

I deadass forgot some of these existed

fraiserire

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FEEL!!!!!! FEEL FEEL FEEL!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THINGS GOOD AND PURE FEEL SOMETHING!!!! OPEN YOUR HEART! BE VULNERABLE! BE SOFT! BE SO FULL OF LOVE AND MESSY AND CRY YOUR HEART OUT!!!!!!! LOVE AND FEEL!!! FEEL AND LOVE!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE! IT IS OKAY TO CARE!!! TO LOVE, TO HURT, AND CRY! PLEEEEEEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE WORLD, CARE. FEEL. LOVE. BE A MESS OF LOVE AND FEELINGS!!! WE NEED OPEN HEARTS AND KIND EYES WITH BEAMING SOULS!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

ladyshinga

the FUNNIEST part of Trump selling shitty NFTs today is that it was hyped up with him talking about a “big announcement” and I saw reporters trying to take it seriously like “omg he’ll announce his VP pick” nope! more scams! Have fun reporting THAT

ladyshinga

it might actually be even funnier

gobbluthbutagirl

derinthescarletpescatarian

He managed to take the NF part out of NFTs I’m dying

contaiinedarmageddon2

(X)

3rd-r8-watrbendr

trickstertime

Fuck sake, can't believe I have to do this myself:

"big supernaturals"

shadow-schemer

Queen Rennala, looking at Radagon for the first time: I want that twink Obliterated

probablyasocialecologist

shadowhearthallowleaf

okay but hear me out, them externally

but them internally is more like

eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121

Baby armadillo plays with his toy

puppy95

Are you fucking kidding me

figpal

i have never been happier

commanderfred

My ex actively hates armadillos, I'm never happier than when this post comes up

yourplayersaidwhat

DM: Don’t kill the baby, it doesn’t even have hit points!!!!

Bard, wanting to cast vicious mockery at the birth of a child: It’s a spawn kill!!

peachy-bunster

Visit Original Link

moist-astronaut

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

that-house

STOP SCROLLING

YOU HAVE REACHED A TORMENT CHECKPOINT

PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE

DO ONE THOUSAND PUSH-UPS

SHIT YOURSELF

ALRIGHT THAT CONCLUDES THIS TORMENT CHECKPOINT

YOU MAY CONTINUE SCROLLING

queen-of-crows

Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

karhs

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

wlwrising

dj djungelskog

two-thirtyy

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

taykoutmccleod

reblog if its friday and you made it

nuggsmum

gatite-crayon

Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

youhavethewrong

via @seafoamplant

funnytwittertweets

cryoverkiltmilk

A Himbo must fulfill ALL!

THREE!

PILLARS!

PURE OF HEART

BROAD OF CHEST

DUMB OF ASS

campyvillain

whoever made the story for this game hated kids so much

campyvillain

would you believe me if i told you the story of this game put the possibility of death and dying and terminal illness in my head as a kid. i was 4. the dread i felt for this game cannot be replicated

campyvillain

i just barely remember what this game was about because i was 4 but basically you’re a dog and you live on an island and your dog family has a dog sister. or brother. i don’t remember. your dog sibling falls ill with a terminal illness or it is heavily implied that it will be fatal. there is a scene where the ill dog sibling tries to go to a party and they collapse and the audience is led to believe that they died. they do not die but are bedridden. your dog father tries to find a cure overseas but goes missing and is pretty much as close to “confirmed dead” as you can get in an e for everyone title. then you try to find a cure overseas and your boat gets separated and you get lost at sea. you do not die and end up on another island. a doctor is there. from that point i do not remember anything about the game other than giraffes try to attack you or something . i had to stop playing because this game made me So upset i was afraid to touch it. the game looks like this

puffydove

If you’d kept playing you would’ve been so much more traumatized than you already were, it does not get less intense. Allow me to tell you about some of the other fucked up plot points/subplots:

You don’t just get separated from your boat, no, it’s MUCH more upsetting than that. There’s a storm, and the captain says you won’t be able to make it to the island. The idea of returning home without a cure is so unbearable to you that you jump overboard and try to swim there. You almost drown, but a bird you nursed back to health earlier in the game alerts a resident of the island, who saves your life.

The town’s water supply gets poisoned at one point and everyone gets sick but you. You have to find a healer in the woods because even the town doctor can’t help

A nurse dog on the island is afraid of the color red and is mercilessly bullied by a group of dogs in her town. You have to help her get over this fear. It originated from a traumatic event in her childhood where she thought she killed her best friend.

The doctor who helps your sick sibling also has a traumatic past. His fiancé got terminally ill and because he argued with another doctor on the best treatment, she died. He visits her grave often.

The miracle cure (a flower) you’re searching for to save your sibling? When you find it, it’s wilted. If you can’t find a way to restore it, you know your sibling will almost certainly die.

Also the literal apocalypse has been building up for the entire duration of the story, and you have to literally travel to an alternate dimension to consult the queen of a mythical race on how to save the world

To get a magic stone that will help you save the world, you have to fight a giant dinosaur skeleton referred to as the “Ancient Monster” and it is heavily implied that it fought your father at some point, and may have even killed him. Yes this is still the same game

Yeah but that game was really something. There are pirates. There are poisonous snakes. All of the enemies have the ability to kill you. The soundtrack is phenomenal. You have a magical sidekick named Petasi. One of the game’s central themes is the importance of kindness. I tried to play it on my own once and got killed by a gorilla while trying to find grapes.

puffydove

Mobile wouldn’t let me add images to my original reblog so here: