[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[abbessolute]

@oneshoeshort

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

[sirro85-blog]

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

[babineni]

The Watcher: *is having some Quality Time™ with their LI*

The ghosts following the Watcher:

The gods spying on the Watcher:

[princecharmingtobe]

You may ask, “What kind of game is Pillars of Eternity?” Well...

[urchin23]

Cad really be out here after fjord died ready to fuck some shit up like the wildmother intended.

[dicedungeons-and-dragons]

For Caleb-- Not for sale currently

During C2E2 I wanted to make a set of dice for each member of the Critical Role cast. This set was inspired by Caleb. It features a shining clear base filled with pieces of burnt paper and flakes of gold leaf. Inked in bronze. I wanted to do something that focused on his ever evolving need to find parchment for his spellbook, his penchant for meticulously counting his gold, and his preference for flames. Hopefully I'll be revisiting this design soon!

[silly-jellyghoty]

That's it. I'm about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!

Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it's whole family. Eyes.

Eyes!

EYES!!!

But that's not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80's cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn

Snek

You o'rite?

Hey mate

I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry

I'm laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!

He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

[emily-strange]

And he looks good doing it 😏

[zakunni]

Shadowhand...i miss you...

The original doodle I also cute

[ugyaaa]

[bixbiboom]

[greycloudsroll]

☕️

[dndaddyissues]

[murphels]

me going to bed during the critical role break and getting on tumblr the next day to get a gist of what happened in the second half: 

[drmels]

[criticalsorcery]

this is my favourite show

[bixbiboom]

Erika: “Okay. Okay. Okay. Um. I’m getting—I’m gonna get—I’m gonna commit to these, uh, dishes. I’m getting dishes. It’s my first set of dishes. Um, they’re flat black and cool and each of them is a little bit [voice breaking] chipped and imperfect, just like me, and I’m gonna commit to these and I love them and I’m gonna buy them.”

Taliesin, offscreen: “Repeat after me.”

Erika: “Okay.”

Taliesin: “Flatware’s not a metaphor for my life.”

Erika: “Flatware’s not a metaphor for my life.”

Taliesin: “Very good.”

Erika: “Okay.”

Taliesin: “You’re doing good.”

Erika: “Thanks.”

Taliesin: “I believe in you.”

Erika: “I love you.”

Taliesin: “Love you. Go for it.”

Erika: “Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.”

[izzybutt]

You guys ever watch the auto-generated subs on Critical Role videos? Because some of them are wild.