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we're not kids anymore.
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hello vonnie
cherry valley forever
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Acquired Stardust
JBB: An Artblog!
Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
pixel skylines
styofa doing anything
Kiana Khansmith
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is a 162cm (5'3"?) tall woman tall, average or short?
tall
average
short
no matter as what i describe myself, i always get pushback somehow and i think that has skewed my perception
is a 162cm (5'3"?) tall woman tall, average or short?
tall
average
short
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
Anyone gonna mention how this guy actually preformed live with Carly Rae Jepsen?
I’m gonna scream is2g
I was thinking of reblogging this again just because the original video is still amazing, but then I see the second video and lost my mind. The upgraded fan, the body glitter, the sheer fact that he got to do this with the actual singer.
If you have more than one pillow on your bed (wherever you sleep) are the pillow cases matching?
yes I use more than 2 pillows and the cases match
yes I use 2 pillows and the cases match
I use more than 2 pillows but the cases don't all match
I use 2 pillows but the cases don't match
I only use 1 pillow
I use 0 pillows
I reconstructed a 20+ page paper with more than a dozen references in MLA format on an IBM Selectric typewriter and no correction fluid in 10 hours after my computer fried itself and the 5 1/4 floppy with my finished work right before I sent the print command. I did it 80% from memory and 20% from the quotes I copied by hand on index cards from the library books still sitting on my dorm room floor.
I got the A and my degree.
If you can’t write 10 pages using cut and paste in a computer program no amount of AI is gonna help you my sweet summer child.
Also on windows 10!! go to typing settings- how ai has helped you- typing insights-off
So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?
Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.
And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.
I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.
[the creacher in question]
Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1
Who is sexier?
Shelby Allen
LEO(h)
Propaganda
Shelby Allen (Hello From The Hallowoods):
Shelby is incredibly strong, carries and cleaver on her at all times, call hot by her girlfriend many times and does some pretty incredible thing to save said girlfriend and believes kiss her (Shelby) must be like kissing a corpse.
ab-so-LUTELY Shelby Allen
LEO(h) (Life with LEO(h)):
He's literally robot designed for love
He's Loving, Empathetic, Optimistic, (and helpful!), he's LEO(h)! He's literally programmed to love, he's the perfect boyfriend, he enjoys cooking, cleaning, and explicit consent. Plus he's sentient, which in his universe is illegal for a robot to be. Who doesn't love a bit of a bad boy?
It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Which nonessential kitchen appliance do you use most frequently?
* air fryer
* blender
* coffee maker
* grill
* juicer
* mixer
* pressure cooker/instapot
* rice cooker
* toaster/toaster oven
* vacuum sealer
* something else
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“Non essential” here meaning items that aren’t heavily used for standard day to day cooking (like stoves, microwaves, refrigerators, etc.)
Which nonessential kitchen appliance do you use most frequently?
air fryer
blender
coffee maker
grill
juicer
mixer
pressure cooker/instapot
rice cooker
toaster/toaster oven
vacuum sealer
something else
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“Non essential” here meaning items that aren’t heavily used for standard day to day cooking (like stoves, microwaves, refrigerators, etc.)
rice cooker is a type of pressure cooker, and cooking rice is the main thing i use my instapot for on the regular, so this was annoying to answer lmao
What was the first type of video game you remember playing?
* pc/personal computer
* mobile (tablet or phone)
* browser or “flash” game
* arcade
* Nintendo console (Switch, Wii, DS etc.)
* Sony console (PlayStation series)
* Microsoft console (Xbox series)
* Sega console (Dreamcast, Saturn, Game Gear etc.)
* another video game console (Jaguar, Atari, Quest headset, etc.)
* something else
* I’ve never played video games
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What was the first type of video game you remember playing?
pc/personal computer
mobile (tablet or phone)
browser or “flash” game
arcade
Nintendo console (Switch, Wii, DS etc.)
Sony console (PlayStation series)
Microsoft console (Xbox series)
Sega console (Dreamcast, Saturn, Game Gear etc.)
another video game console (Jaguar, Atari, Quest headset, etc.)
something else
I’ve never played video games
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Of these, what is the most dangerous substance you've taken?
Caffeine
Marijuana/cannabis
Tobacco/nicotine
Alcohol
Prescription opioids
Psychedelics/"magic" mushrooms/LSD
Illegal opioids (including recreational use of prescription opioids)/heroin
Ecstasy
Cocaine
Methamphetamine
None of these, I've never even had caffeine
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"who's your blorbo?" is singular? in this economy?? I don't know how y'all are doing it, but it costs me 6 blorbos minimum just to get through the fucking day. due to inflation. :(
that's terrible. i should google blorbo inflation to figure out why this is happening
dont
Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
My hand moved on its own
so rare and beautiful when the art is exactly the image u saw in your mind
"Draw me like one of your French Hens."
a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
There once was a man from Verdun
There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...
There once was a man
From Cork who got limericks
And haiku confused.
There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks
But he failed at the sport
Because he wrote them too short
@limerickshere
There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.
