MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue from various sources, adjust as necessary
nice to see you back from canada!
i find you really distracting.
i'm just a man... doing things.
come on in. we've got so much to get through.
would you believe i'm single?
i think i'll be pretty good at this.
it's funny when things are too long.
i was told i need to talk faster.
is that what we're doing here today?
i'm pulling that out of context.
what do you sing to them?
in the event of an accident, please load your revolver.
if the door doesn't open, shoot it open.
what else can you make disappear?
i hate to say it, but i'm impressed.
how about putting your phone number on there?
it's a total mystery, everybody!
you don't have to explain how it works.
this is probably more complicated than it needs to be.
oh fuck. you're fucking kidding me. really?
i guess i've kinda taken the reins.
that was the exact opposite of a nice, clean segue.
we ruined it by flailing.
motherfucker bit my finger!
it's not always about you.
you didn't spin the wheel, bitch.
i'm having a brain aneurysm right now, okay?
you were just there in the room.
this is all a lie. this is a sham.
there's nothing sexier to a woman than being approached by a magician.
this is how everyone dressed back in the day.
everyone on the planet knows.
the only ones who got fucked was us.
hurry up! i've got a nap to take!
this man has my posture. he needs all the help he can get.
no bullets in here? check.
i have got to see dancing with the stars!
there is no success without hate.
where the fuck do we start?
they're gonna replace us.
is that for me? thank you!
do you have this in an email or written form?
that's a fantastic question.
why me? why would you want me to know this?
he's imagining taking over the world.
look. you gotta talk faster. more energy.
i don't want to know what he's thinking about.
guess that was always going to happen.
why aren't you doing it with us?
i don't know how you've been friends with them for so long.