Incorrect Cross Gene

Things that Cross Gene (totally) said

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Takuya:My friends call me Takuya,but you can call me…..anytime 😘

Yongseok: You know who else I can call?

Yongseok:The police

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Takuya: Seyoung put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and won’t let him win.

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[In the group chat]

Casper: Guys guys guys

Casper: What do you call a masturbating cow?

Casper: BEEF STROGANOFF

Takuya: You know, a minute ago I was your friend

Yongseok: It's 4am you assholes

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Shin:  Takuya, can you please help pick up the trash in the practice room?

Shin: …

Shin: Takuya nO PUT YONGSEOK DOWN 

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Seyoung: Well, we’ve got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?


Shin: Probably Yongseok

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Seyoung: The stars are so beautiful

Yongseok: They're just giant balls of gas.

Seyoung: Don't ruin the momen-

Yongseok: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Seyoung, trying not to cry: Oh...

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Shin, to Yongseok: Santa saw your instagram pictures. You’re getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.

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yongseok: don’t you love how asian names have such wonderful meanings

casper: lol what?

yongseok: like how yuki means snow and hana means flower and seyoung means daddy

takuya: omg

[seyoung has left the group chat]

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[Jail]


Yongseok: I want my phone call


Cop: Ok. Make it count


Yongseok: [dials payphone]


[Cop’s mobile rings]


Cop: Hello?


Yongseok: Please let me go

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*Police sirens in the distance*

Sangmin, who’s never done anything wrong in his life: They’ve found me

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Casper: *in Mandarin* wow, sometimes you're so lame

Shin: *looking up from google translate* first of all, how dare you

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seyoung: *laying down* i really love these lazy saturdays

takuya: it’s tuesday, seyoung

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Sangmin, texting: A theif

Shin: theif?

Sangmin: Theif

Shin: i before e

Shin: except after c

Sangmin: Thceif

Shin: no

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Before I met Casper, I didn’t know I could ruin someone’s day by saying ‘Get dressed, please

Seyoung

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Takuya, to Yongseok: You say ‘fight me’ a lot for a guy who’s 5'7 and has a hard time opening some door because they’re too heavy.

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Shin: As your best friend -

Yongseok: Sangmin is my best friend.

Shin:

Shin: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

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Sangmin: I am in love with an idiot help.

Casper: In love? With whom? I’ll fight them!

Sangmin: See what I mean...