We'll Cross That Bridge When We Get There

[nn0cturna]

Had a silly idea while I played #monsterhunterwilds

[will be making stickers and prints soon!]

[thydungeongal]

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

[thydungeongal]

You know what Tumblr, I don't think this one deserves to be found

[ovur]

[bodybybane]

Holy spirit!! I'm having a very unexpected reaction HERE...

[mooonbride]

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“Long Blue” seems to be working out pretty well… tried the new Ultrasaber with the old form, and yeah, it’s behaving well so far! https://www.instagram.com/p/CToOjnBDsbq/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Mmmm, chocolate…… D’OH! #ShitJamesFindsAtWork https://www.instagram.com/p/CRJxW6qDT7J/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Kingsway and 10th Ave, just outside New West… apparently this happened a month or two ago… https://www.instagram.com/p/CRCc2IQDAPE/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Counting the tills... This ain’t no loonie! #ShitJamesFindsAtWork https://www.instagram.com/p/CQiEY1vD2sW/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I think... I think this is a defective birthday banner... #ShitJamesFindsAtWork https://www.instagram.com/p/CPCLELWD0ah/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Just putting it out there, we have a whole lotta #KamalaKhan #MsMarvel costumes on hand right now clearanced for $5... and she does have a TV in the works.... just sayin’... #ShitJamesFindsAtWork https://www.instagram.com/p/COy1NSIDzcS/?igshid=uruqsj0thstd

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The big artworks are up! We have just reclaimed about 3 more square feet of apartment space! https://www.instagram.com/p/COLucjrDYJC/?igshid=1n122elzvtmh3

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Even demons celebrate birthdays? #shitjamesfindsatwork https://www.instagram.com/p/CNf6WslDMnx/?igshid=ns1bf1hwvgh9

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Oh lawd he comin’!!! #shitjamesfindsatwork #chungus https://www.instagram.com/p/CNLlXOvD_e_/?igshid=1tohvgdv4edwx

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There have been rare few instances where waiting for a delivery has not been stressful. That includes this one, a book heading to an apartment I had just moved out of. So what great fortune it is that the delivery happened today on the exact day we checked back on any missing mail! @cafecliche, I got your book! And everyone else, you should get this book too!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CMGPOWHjQ2P/?igshid=12gpxsodi8cj0

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Oh bomb, you stylish little mofo... https://www.instagram.com/p/CL_CF-4DKMx/?igshid=i5l73my9l2k0

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This week, Grogu hits the whoa! https://www.instagram.com/p/CLlVx_Xjo8E/?igshid=gh0m1nglqhfm

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I haven’t found the box with comfy pants yet. I have however found the box with the Kung-fu silks. Sooooo here we are, sitting on our (needing to be sold) tv stand, playing Genshin, wondering where the boxes with our pants are.... https://www.instagram.com/p/CLYjwiXDtxw/?igshid=1wr858q42fvky

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Video evidence of me listening to my mom’s advice... So going into Chinese New Year I: didn’t get a haircut; washed my hair; wore black; didn’t clean the house from top to bottom. Since then, going into our move I have: found our new home was not quite as deep-cleaned as the previous tenant had promised; had weather delay our movers two hours; gotten TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR twice in the span of the same hour (ON moving day). So yeah. We gonn’ boil the pot of water again. And then I carried it around the apartment to spread the warmth. And Ash’ still has a blunt of sage at the old apartment. Am I superstitious? Not terribly. Do I really think this is gonna help? Well it certainly isn’t gonna hurt. Will my ancestors be appeased? Probably... https://www.instagram.com/p/CLTTxcijWBd/?igshid=1lazdt92vemdu