Hannah

Good type hierarchy and waffles with syrup, TV and movies and well-written standup, Insults that fly with the cleverest stings, These are a few of my favorite things

[freddieardley]

Himalaya Monochrome Pt. I

Photographed by Frederick Ardley: Instagram

[stream]

[teenagerposts]

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

[starblasterr]

Secret societies

[moisok20]

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

[luidilovins]

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

[whiskeywhitemage]

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The blessed cast of Jordan Peele’s next thriller, Us

[virtua92]

Is that Tim Heidecker

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Yep! Sure is.

[hotdogsngiggles]

those white girl twins are already freaking me out

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

those white twins are def trying to kill someone…i know it.

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[wholesomethemedmemes]

I declare this Wholesome Knowledge

[icosahedonist]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[kiokushitakaa]

[martyrjoan]

No Star Wars no MCU no DCEU from now on we Stan MMCU (Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

god i want the problems of a jane austen heroine so badly specifically sense and sensibility like oh no my dad died and my horrible brother left us destitute and by destitute i mean we only get to retain two of our Servants when we go live in a beautiful two story, stone house with a garden and farmland and caring if overbearing neighbors and it’s so sad bc despite attending balls I know I have no dowry so I’ll probably just have to marry for love ONLY instead of for love AND wealth as originally planned but little do I know in one month I’m going to marry rich anyway thank GOD life was getting hard having only two (2) servants : (

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

me: *goes for a walk by our wealthy young single neighbor’s house which by all rights is a Palace* oh no, I think it may rain……. *catches the cold in the rain and faints*

the neighbor, out on one of his brooding mid-rain horseback jaunts: >: O *picks me up and carries me into his home and insists to my family I shouldn’t be moved from his bed until I am well*

me:

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmfaoooo

[salvia-plathitudes]

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

@temporalnocturne

[on-off-switch]

[disneystheweekenders]

[bleu-lights]

yo this whole set was EVERYTHING

the fashion 

the whole ‘club’ vibe 

everything was executed well

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[barefeetinsoil]

Everything about Frida was the epitome of big dick energy

[lloro-na-deactivated20210824]

That part ^

[sweetoothgirl]

30 Minute Chocolate Cake for Two