Salamander Queen

Way up I feel blessed

[crotchpot]

My asshole.

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.

[kiriamaya]

omg

[justcatposts]

[studentlifeproblems]

[memegod]

[earthdad]

when you’re just having one of those days

[ho-rrific-deactivated20160617]

[hillaryisaboss]

[shes-a-virgo]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

this could be us but u scared

[last-2-laugh]

[hksai]

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about

[cat-memes-only]

[knowwhatimeme]

[slugs-r-us]

[rescue-ram]

I once just started eating them one after another at the dinner table and got to 6 before any one stopped me lol

The next night my sister hid them in the dog food bin to keep me from feasting

[liquid-hunny-deactivated2020012]

This is too accurate lol

[unlovablehand]

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

[hurleyquinnzel]

Where are his legs

[gaystation-4]

[gaystation-4]

Ok but did I lie?