your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/
i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there
what's your problem
it was wet in there
Show & Tell

ellievsbear
will byers stan first human second

Andulka
Fai_Ryy
Sweet Seals For You, Always
untitled
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

izzy's playlists!
Peter Solarz

@theartofmadeline
RMH
h
No title available
taylor price
No title available
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
tumblr dot com
No title available

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Estonia
seen from Malaysia

seen from Türkiye
seen from Italy
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@crow-with-a-pencil
your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/
i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there
what's your problem
it was wet in there
The Sea Foam Dragon
The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":
Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.
Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.
In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.
No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!
this just in: dragons are either submissive or dependent on humans and they won't admit either one
Revenge on @anafishart
Attack on @melanirana
Revenge on @christianshark
Attack on @orangefletching
Attack on @plu-mo
Revenge on Theoneand0nly
Attack on @infinitewinderword
Attack on Arawsuu
Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.
i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
The closing stinger is ART.
Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It
i can't do secret hidden lore or leave things up to imagination because i like showing people things too much . i'm like check it out do you like my story here's every single thing that has ever happened in it . i'm too excited for tacit implications i like to show off my characters like someone shows off their pet kitty that they put a cute hat on
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.