𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐣. 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐲

𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴

[crowaely]

oh. update: i decided not to reboot, but Crowley CAN be found on my multi @beneviolence

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while I thoroughly consider bringing back this public menace, you can still find me at @greifed @matryrs and @devouered 💖

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would anyone care if i came back <.<

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imagine if i took my time protcrastinating writing and actually ... wrote

[travalicious]

[kieraplease]

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@apostaet

[apostaet]

@crowaely   really   just   came   for   both   of   our   blogs   wow

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why am i being exposed like this

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I HATE MY FRIENDS ( @pyrich )

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i’m  going  to  assume  you  mean  kink,   but  uh   ...   there’s  not  much  to  explain.   some  demons  just  like  getting  fucked  through  a  purple  butt - flap. 

meme   :   sinday headcanons   :   accepting

[crowaely]

teletubbies. cum martinis/milkshakes. santa. fuck me switches.   let’s  just  say   crowley  is  not  a  closed - minded  demon.   honestly,   it  doesn’t  take  much  to  turn  him  on  despite  his  turn - on’s  being  rather   ...   specific.   if  he’s  attracted  to  you,   he’s  probably  half - way  there  already,   though.

meme   :   sinday headcanons   :   accepting

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i really just slapped myself bc a mosquito landed on my nose

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gonna start calling crowley ‘caw caw boy’

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what if i just made this account a barbie original movies fanblog

[goodnightmemes]

CONSTANTINE (2005) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ Keeps the voices out so I can sleep. ❜

❛ You ever think if you told me more now that maybe I could help out? ❜

❛ You mustn’t let your faith be overshadowed by guilt. ❜

❛ I already know exactly where I’m going. ❜

❛ You don’t need to see this, okay? No. ❜

❛ Yeah, well, I know a guy who knows a guy. ❜

❛ Well, I could offer something about how a shepherd leads even the most wayward of his flock, but it might sound disingenuous. ❜

❛ God was the only one she ever believed loved her. ❜

❛ You still trying to buy your way into heaven? ❜

❛ I never asked to see. I was born with this curse. ❜

❛ Everything you’ve ever done, you’ve only ever done for yourself. ❜

❛ I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan’s stomach growling. ❜

❛ You’re the one soul he’d come up here himself to collect. ❜

❛ Something’s coming. ❜

❛ You know the rules of my house. While here, you will abide by them. ❜

❛ I know the circles you travel in. The occult, demonology, exorcisms. ❜

❛ What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind? ❜

❛ Well, this has been real educational, but I don’t believe in the devil. ❜

❛ If this is some kind of spell or something, don’t you need candles and a pentagram for it to work? ❜

❛ Officially, I was dead for two minutes. ❜

❛ Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime. ❜

❛ Heaven and hell are right here. Behind every wall, every window. The world behind the world, and we’re smack in the middle. ❜

❛ I call it hypocritical bullshit. ❜

❛ I guess God has a plan for all of us. ❜

❛ God’s a kid with an ant farm, lady. He’s not planning anything. ❜

❛ I know you’ve never had much faith, you’ve never had much reason to, but that doesn’t mean that we don ’t have faith in you. ❜

❛ You don’t wanna know what’s out there, trust me. ❜

❛ I don’t need another ghost following me. ❜

❛ You do this, there’s no turning back. ❜

❛ So do I have to take the rest of my clothes off, or can I leave them on? ❜

❛ Someone was here. ❜

❛ "Stay in the car.“ “Wait here.” Men. ❜

❛ By the way, you have to ask for absolution to be forgiven, asshole. ❜

❛ Have you lost what little mind you have? ❜

❛ You’re the only one still playing by the rules, [name]. And while you’ve been imitating Switzerland, people are dying. ❜

❛ Consider it a last request. ❜

❛ Look, [name], no offense, I just don’t think that it’s a great idea, you know, you going on a solo mission to save the world. That’s my vote. ❜

❛ It’s not always like it is in the books. ❜

❛ Your ego is astounding. ❜

❛ It’s only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves. ❜

❛ I’ll bring you pain. I’ll bring you horror. So that you may rise above it. ❜

❛ I’ve got a whole theme park full of red delights for you. ❜

❛ I didn’t think you would make the same mistake twice. ❜

❛ This world is mine. In time. ❜

❛ I do miss the old names. ❜

❛ Looks like somebody doesn’t have your back anymore. ❜

❛ You will live. ❜

❛ Hide it. Somewhere no one will ever be able to find it. Not even me. ❜

❛ Always a catch. ❜

❛ I’ve got some cleaning up to do. ❜

❛ Like the book says, He works His work in mysterious ways. ❜

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heavendefy‌.

𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞?  𝐧𝐨 ,  𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭  —  but then again ,  he is the one with the cryptic words ,  things one should or shouldn’t say .  a tight – lipped smile of his own ,  and the angel shakes his head .  he says ,  ❛  of course not .  ❜  like one might say perhaps i do ,  but it’s better to be careful .  ❛  not me ,  anyway .  ❜

lips  part,   the  corners  of  his  mouth  tugging  upwards  at  the  edges.   “   are  angels  allowed  to  keep  secrets  nowadays?   ”   a  mischievous  tone  finds  itself  on  the  demon’s  tongue.   “   or  is  it  just  you?   ”

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apostaet‌.

❛        a - ha !         ❜         newly   found   technological   understanding   blooms   beneath   claw   turned   fingers .         (         better   late   than   never   one   should   think .         )         ❛         my   dear,      i'm   sending   pictures   of   the   most   amazing   trees .        ❜  

@crowaely    //    dear   evan   hansen     -      sincerely   me

gaze  lifts  from  his  own  device,   serpentine  eyes  narrowing  ever - so - slightly.   “   trees?   ”   bemused  hum  follows  the  word  spoken,   which  isn’t  to  say  that  the  demon  doesn’t  like  trees.   in  all  honesty,   he  finds  them  quite  lovely   (   although  he  would  never  admit  to  this,   particularly  in  the  presence  of  his  own  plants   )   albeit  a  bit  dull.   “   surely  there  are  more  interesting  things  to  share.   “

[keein-a]

I  HATE  TO  BREAK  IT  TO  YOU  BABY,          but  you’re  simply  lost.

private,   &   mutually  exclusive,    JOHN  DOGGETT    &    ELIZABETH  KEEN.    based  on  fox’s  the  x - files    &    nbc’s  the  blacklist.     by  linny    &    niki.