Jason Todd

he/him nothing else or I shoot you.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Temp Intro post

This blog operates on mostly headcannons

Name: Jason Todd

Age: 27 (fully willing to roleplay any older than 18 though)

Gender: male

Sexual and Romantic attraction: Only romantically attracted to men.

[yournonbinarypal]

[bwayne-official]

Happy Pride Month!

I hope for everyone a safe and joyful Pride.

[the-supertrans]

I feel immense rage.

-saf

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Fucks sake- what's wrong with you now.

[the-supertrans]

They made me go to a gala.

- 🍋

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Just be legally dead.

[the-supertrans]

Are you trying to tell me to kms?

[crowbarsmashedegg]

NO

[the-supertrans]

I feel immense rage.

-saf

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Fucks sake- what's wrong with you now.

[the-supertrans]

They made me go to a gala.

- 🍋

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Just be legally dead.

[the-supertrans]

I feel immense rage.

-saf

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Fucks sake- what's wrong with you now.

[spacey-supernova]

what does this even mean?

[genderblindbag-tim]

[spacey-supernova]

???

[lillian-luther]

[spacey-supernova]

oh great. Lillian too now.

[that-doctor-chick]

[spacey-supernova]

Morgan noooo

don’t fall to their antics!

[the-supertrans]

- Jon

[spacey-supernova]

sigh

[stephcantspell]

[spacey-supernova]

Steph too???

[crowbarsmashedegg]

(I think this is funny so I'm hoping on the bandwagon)

[spacey-supernova]

…

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ZOMBIE DOING HERE???

[crowbarsmashedegg]

D:

I mean arguably you're also a zombie.

You know I could've just objected at your wedding to my sister yk

[spacey-supernova]

i don’t like you.

and you’re much more Zombie than i am

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Wow. Very respectful to your in-laws

[spacey-supernova]

what does this even mean?

[genderblindbag-tim]

[spacey-supernova]

???

[lillian-luther]

[spacey-supernova]

oh great. Lillian too now.

[that-doctor-chick]

[spacey-supernova]

Morgan noooo

don’t fall to their antics!

[the-supertrans]

- Jon

[spacey-supernova]

sigh

[stephcantspell]

[spacey-supernova]

Steph too???

[crowbarsmashedegg]

(I think this is funny so I'm hoping on the bandwagon)

[spacey-supernova]

…

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ZOMBIE DOING HERE???

[crowbarsmashedegg]

D:

I mean arguably you're also a zombie.

You know I could've just objected at your wedding to my sister yk

[spacey-supernova]

what does this even mean?

[genderblindbag-tim]

[spacey-supernova]

???

[lillian-luther]

[spacey-supernova]

oh great. Lillian too now.

[that-doctor-chick]

[spacey-supernova]

Morgan noooo

don’t fall to their antics!

[the-supertrans]

- Jon

[spacey-supernova]

sigh

[stephcantspell]

[spacey-supernova]

Steph too???

[crowbarsmashedegg]

(I think this is funny so I'm hoping on the bandwagon)

[notyournoma]

[jaybirdtoad]

Apperently not a lot of people like garlic???? Literally how, it's so peak especially on warm/hot bread.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

I could go for some garlic bread.

[jaybirdtoad]

Yes other-me,you get me so bad

[crowbarsmashedegg]

1) of course I get you we're the same person.

2) I fear I am a stereotype of the asexual spectrum.

[jaybirdtoad]

That's oket other me..ace people are cool af

[crowbarsmashedegg]

God I hope I don't have to discover anything else about myself 3 is enough.

[jaybirdtoad]

What were the other two?

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Trans and gay.

[jaybirdtoad]

Apperently not a lot of people like garlic???? Literally how, it's so peak especially on warm/hot bread.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

I could go for some garlic bread.

[jaybirdtoad]

Yes other-me,you get me so bad

[crowbarsmashedegg]

1) of course I get you we're the same person.

2) I fear I am a stereotype of the asexual spectrum.

[jaybirdtoad]

That's oket other me..ace people are cool af

[crowbarsmashedegg]

God I hope I don't have to discover anything else about myself 3 is enough.

[jaybirdtoad]

Apperently not a lot of people like garlic???? Literally how, it's so peak especially on warm/hot bread.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

I could go for some garlic bread.

[jaybirdtoad]

Yes other-me,you get me so bad

[crowbarsmashedegg]

1) of course I get you we're the same person.

2) I fear I am a stereotype of the asexual spectrum.

[jaybirdtoad]

Apperently not a lot of people like garlic???? Literally how, it's so peak especially on warm/hot bread.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

I could go for some garlic bread.

[yournonbinarypal]

[sparkling-bear]

The feminine urges to:

ARGHHHHHHHH

(//POSTED BY STEPH. I WILL POST ON THE STEPH BLOG TOMORROW)

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Real.

[stephcantcook]

Hehehe.

I'm just a girl.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

If traditional corsets didn't make me feel like I was suffocating I'd wear them way more, honestly.

[stephcantcook]

I wear lingerie as tops it has a similar girlyness factor but you can actually breathe.

I gotta get my great tits out somehow.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Mm. Definitely, I try to go between a mix of modest and more...slutty, I guess. Whenever I'm actually planning my own outfits anyways, can't exactly choose what to wear for modeling.

[stephcantcook]

I'm a slut in theory and only theory. I have actually not dated anyone since Tim, I haven't felt the need.

Oooo, I'm considering doing modeling to be honest. A girl needs money.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Fair. I haven't actually dated anyone besides one person, my girlfriend, but hookups sadly count. Not like it stopped anyone in Highschool from calling me a slut or a whore even though I'd never even flirted with another being before.

If you do, get a good agent. Mine is shit.

[stephcantcook]

I don't think I've even had sex since Tim ngl. I'm like unaffected.

YES MA'AM

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Mhm. I got reckless at 19...and 20-basically now. Don't do what I do, that should be a general lesson.

Eh. You're too good for Tim anyways.

[stephcantcook]

Have you met me? I once kicked a guy in the nuts BC He got too close to me at a party.

Shocking how long I can go without sex ngl.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Good. My recklessness tends to be the opposite of that sort of thing, so don't do that.

Sex isn't really something you need anyways. Everyone else's drives are different. I was convinced I liked men until recently, so really sexualities are a strange area.

[stephcantcook]

I know. Why do I feel like I'm being lectured?

I like weirdly favor men but like feminine men. I like men in a distinctly bisexual way.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

I'm only passing down wisdom, Stephanie. Shhh. Also don't cut your hair, god don't cut your hair. I had hair down to my ass and I cut it all off into a pixie cut because my stupid brother died and now I'm here.

That does sound like Tim. I like girls, I thought I liked guys because comphet, I was wrong. I'm a girls girl besides like...my snake. He's chill.

[stephcantcook]

I don't need to cut my hair I already wear hair extensions. My real hair is like mid chin and I'm growing it out anyway. Seriously have you seen my new spoiler fit, I'm slowly wearing shorter hair extensions so That eventually when my hair gets to the length I want I don't have to wear them on patrol.

Don't worry I'm still gonna wear hair extensions in civis it's easier then.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Good good. I'm growing out mine too, because I refuse to go back to that era. I usually just do my hair in different styles for patrol, mainly a low ponytail right now. I straighten it for uh...undercover work, you know.

It's fun to play with hairstyles though. My bangs are the only thing I consistently cut.

[stephcantcook]

I just don't wanna deal with my long hair on patrol. My hair looks almost identical to Tim's boyfriends right now and I'm not tryna get this idiot to mistake us more.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Mhm... that boy is very face blind. Well if you ever need help with hair products or anything I can always assist.

[stephcantcook]

I'm thinking when I grow out my hair I'll start straightening it as Steph or something. But I really miss my permanent long hair.

My hair is really fluffy so I don't know how that's going to work.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Right...and straightening it too much can damage your curls.

Have you ever, I don't know, tried just talking to Tim instead of ruining your scalp for someone who just texted our family group chat a selfie of a rat he found with the caption 'Twinning.'

[stephcantcook]

Ugh but he's gonna leave me 😭 and I don't think I can do that for real this time.

Fuck dude why do I do this to myself.

Stupid teenagers usually just get piercings in the school bathroom I did that AND started an almost 7 year long ruse to convince my boyfriend I was two people because I couldn't be bothered to explain my identity to him.

UGHHHHHHHH

He is a sewer rat. That's accurate. like I love him but he dresses like a hobo and he has way too much money for that.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Feel like you're underestimating how low his standards are. My best guess is you're a masochist.

And I thought my girlfriend faking her death and then working for my brother was insane- Jesus Christ.

[stephcantcook]

I have ✨ issues ✨

Jason found out last week. He's been trying to use it as blackmail but I have something worse on him so...

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

With all the love in my heart, we know. 🩵

If Jay tries anything let me know, I can probably get him to stop. I knew him when he was tiny, it gives me older sister perks.

[stephcantcook]

He really doesn't want me to tell people this information so I think I'm safe. I honestly don't know how people don't know this information yet. It's so fucking obvious.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Hmm. Now I'm curious, might bother him later.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

STEPHANIE YOU FUCKING BITCH 😭

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

What are you hiding, Jay? 🤨

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm-

I totally didn't get married or anything that would be crazy... *Sweat nervously*

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

YOU FUCKING WHAT?

Who, why wasn't I there, and when. Now. Immediately.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Roy, we had a very small court house wedding also you were busy, about 5 years ago......

Don't kill me.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Five years...oh my god. Busy?? In what world am I too busy for my baby brother's wedding? Jesus.

I won't, that'd be a bit redundant at this point. However I am going to kill that ginger archer with my hands. Or guns. It depends.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Don't he wants to do a Vow renewal. You'll never get to see me get married if you do that.

Besides I'm on better terms with Bruce now so I think I could bear a proper wedding.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Mm. Fine, but I'm helping you plan and decorate this thing. Knowing you both it'll look like a mess.

I'm still lightly threatening him at least.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

It was my idea to do a small one because I did not want to deal with B. It was done at least partly out of spite. If you want photos, Valentine (bersteph) took some.

[sparkling-bear]

The feminine urges to:

ARGHHHHHHHH

(//POSTED BY STEPH. I WILL POST ON THE STEPH BLOG TOMORROW)

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Real.

[stephcantcook]

Hehehe.

I'm just a girl.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

If traditional corsets didn't make me feel like I was suffocating I'd wear them way more, honestly.

[stephcantcook]

I wear lingerie as tops it has a similar girlyness factor but you can actually breathe.

I gotta get my great tits out somehow.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Mm. Definitely, I try to go between a mix of modest and more...slutty, I guess. Whenever I'm actually planning my own outfits anyways, can't exactly choose what to wear for modeling.

[stephcantcook]

I'm a slut in theory and only theory. I have actually not dated anyone since Tim, I haven't felt the need.

Oooo, I'm considering doing modeling to be honest. A girl needs money.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Fair. I haven't actually dated anyone besides one person, my girlfriend, but hookups sadly count. Not like it stopped anyone in Highschool from calling me a slut or a whore even though I'd never even flirted with another being before.

If you do, get a good agent. Mine is shit.

[stephcantcook]

I don't think I've even had sex since Tim ngl. I'm like unaffected.

YES MA'AM

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Mhm. I got reckless at 19...and 20-basically now. Don't do what I do, that should be a general lesson.

Eh. You're too good for Tim anyways.

[stephcantcook]

Have you met me? I once kicked a guy in the nuts BC He got too close to me at a party.

Shocking how long I can go without sex ngl.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Good. My recklessness tends to be the opposite of that sort of thing, so don't do that.

Sex isn't really something you need anyways. Everyone else's drives are different. I was convinced I liked men until recently, so really sexualities are a strange area.

[stephcantcook]

I know. Why do I feel like I'm being lectured?

I like weirdly favor men but like feminine men. I like men in a distinctly bisexual way.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

I'm only passing down wisdom, Stephanie. Shhh. Also don't cut your hair, god don't cut your hair. I had hair down to my ass and I cut it all off into a pixie cut because my stupid brother died and now I'm here.

That does sound like Tim. I like girls, I thought I liked guys because comphet, I was wrong. I'm a girls girl besides like...my snake. He's chill.

[stephcantcook]

I don't need to cut my hair I already wear hair extensions. My real hair is like mid chin and I'm growing it out anyway. Seriously have you seen my new spoiler fit, I'm slowly wearing shorter hair extensions so That eventually when my hair gets to the length I want I don't have to wear them on patrol.

Don't worry I'm still gonna wear hair extensions in civis it's easier then.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Good good. I'm growing out mine too, because I refuse to go back to that era. I usually just do my hair in different styles for patrol, mainly a low ponytail right now. I straighten it for uh...undercover work, you know.

It's fun to play with hairstyles though. My bangs are the only thing I consistently cut.

[stephcantcook]

I just don't wanna deal with my long hair on patrol. My hair looks almost identical to Tim's boyfriends right now and I'm not tryna get this idiot to mistake us more.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Mhm... that boy is very face blind. Well if you ever need help with hair products or anything I can always assist.

[stephcantcook]

I'm thinking when I grow out my hair I'll start straightening it as Steph or something. But I really miss my permanent long hair.

My hair is really fluffy so I don't know how that's going to work.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Right...and straightening it too much can damage your curls.

Have you ever, I don't know, tried just talking to Tim instead of ruining your scalp for someone who just texted our family group chat a selfie of a rat he found with the caption 'Twinning.'

[stephcantcook]

Ugh but he's gonna leave me 😭 and I don't think I can do that for real this time.

Fuck dude why do I do this to myself.

Stupid teenagers usually just get piercings in the school bathroom I did that AND started an almost 7 year long ruse to convince my boyfriend I was two people because I couldn't be bothered to explain my identity to him.

UGHHHHHHHH

He is a sewer rat. That's accurate. like I love him but he dresses like a hobo and he has way too much money for that.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Feel like you're underestimating how low his standards are. My best guess is you're a masochist.

And I thought my girlfriend faking her death and then working for my brother was insane- Jesus Christ.

[stephcantcook]

I have ✨ issues ✨

Jason found out last week. He's been trying to use it as blackmail but I have something worse on him so...

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

With all the love in my heart, we know. 🩵

If Jay tries anything let me know, I can probably get him to stop. I knew him when he was tiny, it gives me older sister perks.

[stephcantcook]

He really doesn't want me to tell people this information so I think I'm safe. I honestly don't know how people don't know this information yet. It's so fucking obvious.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Hmm. Now I'm curious, might bother him later.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

STEPHANIE YOU FUCKING BITCH 😭

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

What are you hiding, Jay? 🤨

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm-

I totally didn't get married or anything that would be crazy... *Sweat nervously*

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

YOU FUCKING WHAT?

Who, why wasn't I there, and when. Now. Immediately.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Roy, we had a very small court house wedding also you were busy, about 5 years ago......

Don't kill me.

[the-winters-mourning-dove]

Five years...oh my god. Busy?? In what world am I too busy for my baby brother's wedding? Jesus.

I won't, that'd be a bit redundant at this point. However I am going to kill that ginger archer with my hands. Or guns. It depends.

[crowbarsmashedegg]

Don't he wants to do a Vow renewal. You'll never get to see me get married if you do that.

Besides I'm on better terms with Bruce now so I think I could bear a proper wedding.