[langernameohnebedeutung]

Im not my blorbo's defence lawyer. I'm their rich mom at parent night and for the money I'm paying this place, my little darling treasure gets to bite as many classmates as they like

[catchymemes]

[tweetsongs]

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[charlataninred]

Guy with a hyperfixation: getting real “hyperfixation” vibes from this

[melaninerd]

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[thememedaddy]

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[urie]

real nuance perverts when it depends

[fairyinthetrees]

potato seeking behavior

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]