eating seaglass for the greater good

they/them | im trying to remember to tag stuff but its not going great | I'm not an engineer but crowaccountant was taken (I am also not an accountant)

[redstonedust]

hate how step trackers try to tell me how many calories im burning like im not HERE for that!!! im going on walks to gain enough leg strength to kick my enemies to death!! stop telling me about my calories!!!

[shocklabrynth]

i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated

[redstonedust]

i like when you can tell a screenwriter thinks that being good at computers is all about how fast you type. you need to out-computer your enemies with your superior wpm. whoever types the fastest is the most elite hacker in the cyberspace. its all up to you, johnny quickfingers. we're counting on you.

[redstonedust]

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[zipstick]

artemis iii crew getting announced tomorrow everyone say your goodbyes to ryan gosling

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[gayfertilitygoddess]

Carl: Dr. Grace isn’t dead. Stratt told me he went to another planet where he can run and play with other scientists and she wouldn’t lie about that

[brakken]

can we stop with this style of writing now please (:

be silly and shameless, i am begging you

[beardedmrbean]

[rabb-te]

Okay guys I'm about to try out my new pillow, wish me luck

[rabb-te]

HOLY FUCK

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[mykimi2]

ビジネス不仲(設定)

[ravioliet]

stupid doodle i made based on this post. guy who doesn’t know hes tied to the tracks and his best friend the trolley operator

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons