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Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day

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we're not kids anymore.
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@theartofmadeline

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
thanks mom
a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha
a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks
Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?
If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???
woops
Casey Frey makes me feel like I’m awake during surgery
if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this
nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning
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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left
David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”
David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”
I despise having lucid dreams when I’m in the throes of hyperfixation. I just fell asleep and had a dream where I was talking to Beelzebub in a really casual way and I asked “oh so was Crowley the first demon to defy Hell and go native?” and Beez said “No, someone else did before him, here he is now” and it was Gordon fucking Ramsay
okay but that’s a galaxy brain take
if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason