[eileenleahy]

taps mic haha is this thing on. it's me lee eileenleahy of moderate 2021-22 spnblr notoriety

[bish0ps]

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

[nyahgust]

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth

i’ve never met one

but i love the concept

[weightlosswithmegan-deactivated]

but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??

[eileenleahy]

i think a turtle is laying eggs in front of me rn

[eileenleahy]

on occasion i like to refer to myself as a white girl for comedic reasons ("yall mind if a white girl speak a lil chinese," "can you take my white ass to the aquarium" etc) but every time it is met with "you're not white though?" like damn can a white girl not make a joke anymore

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[eileenleahy]

used to work with this girl who would never ever shut up about her girlfriend like would bring her up in any conversation possible and it lowk irritated me (this is the jealousy talking) but today we followed each other on ig and i can now see that they are a gorgeous butch/femme couple absolutely obsessed with each other and my heart's just melted. No more envy. Only love

[eileenleahy]

just came across a cbc documentary short that sounds suspiciously chatgpt-written...

[eileenleahy]

friend gave me a watercolor palette and when i opened it these green and blue pieces refused to be separated i said aloud "wow... destiel..."

[eileenleahy]

when i refresh the pwhl tag and get hit with one of those SIGNED graphics but it's just a repost of news we got earlier

[petewentzisblack1312]

we do have to contend with the fact that the reason there is this like perpetual conflation funnel that turns aave and other black dialects into 'gen z slang' and memes and the reason non black performers keep putting on blaccents and the reason pictures of black people just existing gets turned into memes is the same and its because its all minstrelsy.

[kuchipachi]

white flag by lucia gallipoli

[ymutate]

Didier Lourenço (Spanish, 1968–2023)

"Woke me up", 2015.

Oil on Canvas, 100 × 100 cm.

Private Collection.

[smithsonianlibrariesarchives]

Color charts of undifferentiated (top) and specialized (bottom) plumage of different warbler species from Charles Keeler's Evolution of the colors of North American land birds (1893).

Full text here.

[eileenleahy]

it's already too fucking hot