/crowley.exe

professor crowley

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jackrenata​:

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“Sorry, professor, but on one of the Dean’s thirty-odd announcements this morning I distinctly recall him saying ‘all staff have an open door policy’.” Jack moved closer to Robin, eventually coming to the side of her desk and leaning on it. A little too intimate for a student-professor interaction, but they’d been in more compromising positions than this before. “Nah, my, uh, formatting’s great. I need help with something else, if you’d be so inclined.”

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Robin would have argued that the dean’s policy didn’t bypass modern etiquette but that felt silly when talking the disbarred lawyer. “ You ask me to help you get in past the registration period and now you need another favor ? Careful, after this you only got one wish left. And no wishing for more wishes ! That’s like rule number one. ”

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jackrenata​:

@crowleyexe​ // closed starter. 

“Hey, teach,” Jack greeted, kicking the door to Robin’s office closed behind her. She was just glad she managed to swing by at a time that Robin wasn’t teaching. Having to wait outside in the uncomfortable plastic chairs like a kid waiting for office hours would have been way too mortifying for the first day of classes. “I’m here about my book report. I just can’t get a D minus, my mom would kill me! Is there any way I could make it up with extra credit?” She joked. 

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Robin jumped in her seat, immediately closing her personal laptop shut. God forbid anyone caught her scrolling through Xena the Warrior Princess forums. “ Jesus, ever heard of knocking ? ” she huffed out with a nervous exasperation. “Wait, what are you talking about ? Did you forget how to do proper MLA format since you’ve been gone ? ‘Cause they got templates for that you know. ”

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andiecortez​:

This is only slightly less gross than when my VCR repair professor told me he got into VCR restoration because of his vintage porn collection. It’s like, dude, have some fucking decorum. I would have been less grossed out if he told me he had a snuff film collection. Or just like… old VHS copies of Xena.

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Oh yeah, that guy’s a total weirdo but let's be honest here, what did you expect from a guy teaching VCR repair in the year 2021? A total mentally stable family man?Just make sure you’re always wiping down your station and pray to god you don’t contract anything by the end of the semester. 

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communitymickygreen​:

Wow, call me a dinosaur but prior to reading this I wasn’t even aware those security things could be bypassed by anyone other than the person who set them up. Thank you for highlighting the fact that I most definitely need to take a Computer Literacy course. Or, maybe twelve. Am I wrong in assuming that you’re in the IT Department? If that’s correct, I can assure you we’ll be seeing a lot of each other, so we might want to go ahead and start getting acquainted. I’m Michelle Green, but everyone calls me Micky. What’s your name, sug?

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Let me ask you something , I’ve always wondered what it was about me that screams IT lady and not, You know, an actual scholarly professor. Is it the slenderman skin?

Professor Crowley, computery science teach. Nice meeting you, Mick. You here about the cooling system for the lab or what do you need to be hanging around the IT department for?

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jacobelchior​:

It’s not like it’s really all that restrictive to begin with… Which I’ve immediately realized makes it sound like I’m obsessively using the school’s WiFi to Google nefarious things, but I’m not. Promise – just call me regular ol’ search history guy. What I mean to say is that we’ve got it pretty good already, total access to YouTube and all. How many times d’you wanna bet that the Dean’s been Rick Roll’d already?

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Well, that porn ‘stache isn’t making a very convincing argument there, bub.

Knowing him, I’d say he probably wakes up dancing to it every day. He’s a strange bird. Though he’s got competition with the guy belting the Thompson Twins at full volume at six in the morning. 

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sevenxace​:

“Ah, don’t be a prude, Crowley. Let the goblins look at their desired tit. Rather have them doing that, than having a bunch of STDs and angry youngsters running wild in the campus”, Seven argued with a big smile and a cigarette of his own still off between his fingers. “Besides, I need to order some tea leaves from a very suspicious company in Taiwan, so if you could please tell me how to access the site that would be very lovely, thank you very much”.

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“ Look, I don’t give a jet setting flying fuck what these youngsters got going on in the privacy of their Dorito scented dorm, all I’m saying is that I don’t want them to get me involved with it in any way. ” She went on to explain. Ironically, she wondered where the age of shameful nudey magazines went. With hackers being able to download your entire computer data and internet history at the press of a button. Literal, physical, sheadable trails of paper were now the only way to make sure no one, not even Icelandic hackers, could get into your shit. But she kept that all to herself as she took a drag. I mean, c’mon she didn’t need people knowing what she had anything to hide in the first place. Pornographic or otherwise. “ If you want me to go through all the hassle of unblocking some suspicious ass foreign sites just so you can have your little taiwanese leaf water, you’re gonna have to do, err . . . some type of even tradises kinda deal here. I ain’t gonna do that for a ‘ Thank you , Mrs. Crowley ’ and a gentlemanly tip of your hat. ” 

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@comfortcrowdstarters​ // DASH STARTER

Alright, let me say this once and for all since we’re only one week into the school year and I’m already freaking exhausted. Please, for the love of God and all things that are holy, stop asking me how to bypass the school’s web restrictions. Ya know, I doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what you all want to use it for and let me tell ya, it’s fucking disgusting. 

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morph //​ twenty one pilots