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#HEFERAL ––––– BY ASH . ©
ASH’S BLOGS ! aka please stop .
@mskeatcn - 80′s oc . main ; active .
@toteach - 80′s oc . sideblog ; semi active .
@labyrinthking - canon jareth of the labyrinth . sideblog ; low activity .
@lootfound - canon goonies multi muse . main ; semi active .
@magicfreed - canon genie of aladdin . main ; low activity .
@jbnder - canon bender of the breakfast club . main ; low activity .
@didntlie - stranger things multi muse . main ; not currently active .
@tomakepeace - canon multi muse . main ; not currently active .
@crownblaze - canon hellboy . main ; not currently active .
@nocturnalkaiju - canon mothra of godzilla . sideblog ; not currently active .
@crownblaze gets a starter from a very angry lip. oh boy.
THE CRASH HAD STUNTED HER for a moment and her van began to smoke and whine. “What the fuck!?” she gasped as a large shape climbed off the hood of her now totaled van. The door stuck but twisting around, Phillipa gave it a vicious kick and pulled herself out, hurrying after the massive shape leaving her behind. “Hey! HEY! Leaving the scene of an accident is a crime, asshat!” she shouted at them before pulling off her shoe and hurtling at the much larger figure. “I’m fucking talking to you! You totaled my fucking van! I live in that van!” Her fury was visceral and she was trembling with the intensity of it. “Don’t fucking walk away!”
✝ –––– OUCH . that’s gonna hurt tomorrow ( even more than it did right now ) . it takes a moment for hellboy to recover –– after all , he’s still HALF HUMAN –– but anger fuels him up , off the van , and forward . he’s lost sight of the subject , however hb refused to lose this FIGHT . he hears the exclamations , but doesn’t acknowledge them , not until something heavy tickles the back of his neck . ❝ hey , HEY ! ❞ his voice booms , irritation clear in the tone . magnum is held in his flesh hand , not pointed away from her ( but he will use it if he HAS TO ) . ❝ i got bigger things t’worry about here , ❞ hand of doom reaches into his pocket to pull out a card . it’s VAGUE , but it has a sketchy number for the bprd on it . he throws it her way . ❝ bill it to them , they’ll get you a NEW ONE . now take a hike , ❞ and then he’s off again .
( AZAZEL . )
“——If I wanted to summon SOMETHING forth, you don’t think I could HANDLE it?” Azazel sighs, why would a demon summon ANOTHER demon? That would defeat the purpose. Nevertheless, there was a scent of a new form of half-breed. HELLBOY. He extinguishes the ritual with a wave of his hand, guess this small objective of his will have to wait. He doesn’t turn back to the large red figure behind him. Azazel got what he wanted to appear anyway. “Don’t you have sweets to stuff that arrogant mouth of yours with, ANUNG UN RAMA——?”
✝ –––– ❝ i didn’t mean to offend , ❞ tone is less than apologetic as the other turns to him . so he’s a DEMON . hellboy could deal with demons . after all , they had a lot in common already . it’s the name that catches him a bit off guard , but then again , SHOULD IT ? all of hell was aware of the half demon spawn . ❝ hey , i KNOW YOU , ❞ hb squints , like he’s trying to get a better look at the guy . ❝ something with a Z , right ? ❞ banter would soon turn into something much more fun , but hellboy had no problem participating in a bit of back and forth . in fact , it was more entertaining that way , in his opinion .
( ABE . )
The fishman gave a half-hearted hum in agreement, while it would be a complete waste of time to have come out here for nothing; his friend’s idea of ‘good’ was completely different from him. Abe would be happy for the discovery of something that could be added to the many texts he had back home. Red would rather something he could punch. Repeatedly. He shook his head with a sigh, stepping to the side in disgust as the rat scurried past the both of them. Okay, he officially hated this place. “Such a charmed life we live,” He gave an exasperated sigh, shaking the map in front of him as a large drip of something came from the ceiling to stain it “I should really get out more, look at what I’m missing”.
There was obvious sarcasm in his voice but despite this he was happy that his first mission out in so long was with the big red brute. Though he couldn’t help but miss the scouting mission in Peru already. But yes, the map reading, that was one of the main reasons he was here. “Ah, yes,” He quip “If not for me they’d be sending a team down to rescue you… Either way I’d be here”. Being able to joke with his friend took away the edge of his bitterness and before the other could answer he raised a finger.
“Ah,” He pointed to a light in the distance “This should be the main chamber now”.
✝ –––– the sarcasm makes hellboy laugh , something jolly and from the gut , despite their current situation . it’s true that he PREFERRED to work alone , but that’s only if he didn’t have liz or abe . WHY ? because they were the only other two competent people he knew , in his humble opinion . granted , there were some GREAT AGENTS in the bprd . but they didn’t get monsters like the three of them did –– since they all ARE , for better or worse , monsters .
❝ praise whatever sick bastard is looking down at us right now , ❞ the door blends in fairly well with the cave wall , but with the light of abe’s apparatus , he could JUST make out some sort of strange markings in the stone . one hand reaches out to brush over the engravings , hb all business for a moment as he does so . ❝ so how do we GET IN , genius ? ❞ he questions honestly , glancing around for some sort of knob . ❝ there’a special knock or –– ? ❞
before he can finish , the walls begin to rumble , small bits of stone falling from the ceiling . fist is raised instantly –– he’s ready to FIGHT if needed –– but with a cemented and dull CREEEAK the recently discovered door opens up to –– another tunnel . ❝ GREAT , ❞ hb scoffs , eyes dull and unexcited . ❝ this one better be shorter or i’m turnin’ back , ❞
( GIPSY . )
“Oh, neat, that’s fun. Ghost party.” Such an underwhelmed response.
She didn’t need weapons, really, but it’s best to keep up the illusion of humanity, especially in a strange place. So, she’s armed herself.
“Yeah, of course.” A quick motion produces a decently-sized knife from her belt. It’s a bit uncomfortable dealing with a blade that wasn’t extension of herself, but she’s still clearly capable with it.
“I’m homeless, not an idiot.”
✝ –––– yeah , WE’LL SEE . the way she responds doesn’t assure hellboy that she’s all too prepared , but he’d just have to trust her a bit ( a RARE FEAT , mind you ) . ❝ that’s not gonna do you much good against SPIRITS , but you can slice and dice whatever else’s is in here , ❞ not much worked on ghosts , but as long as they could find the body’s , the BONES , then they’d be able to win whatever battle was coming up . ❝ don’t wander off . i won’t come after you , ❞ actually he WOULD , but he was hoping that would scare her enough to keep her from doing so .
( LOGAN . )
Logan grunts in acknowledgment when his name is said. “That’s what they call me.” It’s another lie. His past team - his handlers - only called him Wolverine, not Logan. Something to distance themselves. Make it easier to treat him like a weapon. Like an animal. Logan is far preferable.
“Red?” he scoffs, dragging his eyes over the demon in front of him once more. Up and down. Is that supposed to be red? Could have fooled him. But then, he’s never been good with red. He’s still considering this when a gun is tossed at him. He doesn’t even realize it’s a gun at first. What registers is that something has been thrown at him, and he’s acting on instinct to grab it. It takes a second for his mind to catch up with instinct and realize what he’s just caught.
“A gun? Gee, thanks, bub.” Though his voice is dripping with sarcasm, he tucks the gun in his waistband. No holster, it’s not like he was expecting to be given a gun. He knows how to use them, and sure it’s not a bad idea to have one, especially when trying to pretend you’re not a weapon yourself, but he still far prefers his own weaponry. “So, what? You keep your distance? Don’t like getting your hands dirty? Guns ain’t bad, but tell me you at least know how to punch with that thing,” he says with a nod towards Hellboy’s right hand.
✝ –––– the guy catches the weapon easy enough , so hellboy counts that as a POSITIVE . it means that this logan wouldn’t be COMPLETELY useless . from what hb’s heard , he’d be far from it , anyway ; but that’s for him to decide . if logan lets him down in ANY WAY , the demon would have no problem speaking up about it .
❝ you’re askin’ me if i know how t’use my RIGHT ARM ? ❞ he asks , like the other man had asked an incredibly stupid question . all hb can think about is another small tin of cigars , and so he travels toward the elevator , waiting for both logan and the other two agents to pile in in front of him . hb takes up most of the space . ❝ guess you’ll just have t’wait and SEE , ❞ he’s not one to show off , but he also shouldn’t be underestimated . the amount of monsters that have been taken out with the right hand of doom is COUNTLESS –– as much as he loves his gun , it’s still only MAN MADE ; the strength of his stoney arm is really the only thing he can trust .
he urges one of the others to press the down button , less we have another BROKEN BUTTON mishap . ❝ we’re makin’ a detour , and then we’ll saddle up , ❞ there’s a gruffness in his voice , omnipresent and deep . ❝ hope you’re PREPARED for this kinda thing , ❞
⛪ —– STARTER (ALT. VERSE).
“… No, you ca- you can finish it.”
Eli shoved the pizza box towards Hellboy, simultaneously shoving the last bite of his slice into his mouth. Two pieces might’ve been a personal record for the kid (hence why he usually just shared with HB, the human garbage disposal), but Eli wasn’t getting any pleasure out of it. He hadn’t had any appetite since that morning, when the prospect of his favorite for lunch had sounded good and made the day to come seem worthwhile.
“The- They did the thing with my eyes again today. Before they showed the, the.. the videos. With the dye drops?” He took a sip from his soda, slumping back down into the couch. “… I don’t get why they gotta make sense of it. Isn’t this place supposed to know everything?”
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✝ –––– it’s not that hb didn’t WANT the last slice of pizza –– as said , he’s sort of a garbage disposal . but eli SHOULD eat . this wasn’t the healthiest meal in the world , either , but at least it would fill him up . ❝ i really think you should eat it , kid , ❞ red hand slides the box back to him before sniffing , sitting back in his seat , taking a drink from his beer can .
knows everything HIS ASS . the bprd had a large repertoire , but knowing EVERYTHING ? hellboy scoffed slightly , looking down at eli with a dull look and a critical smirk before going back to his drink . ❝ th’day we know everything is th’day i don’t have a hand shaped ROCK on my right hand , ❞ after a moment he looks at eli again , this time a bit softer . ❝ if you don’t like it , why don’t you tell them t’STOP ? ❞ they’d listen . probably . if not , than hb could say it for him . then they’d DEFINITELY listen .
OFFICIAL HIATUS NOTICE ACROSS ALL BLOGS -
hello !
i am overwhelmed , i’m slacking in my real life , and i’m slacking in my writing . i’m not sure how long this hiatus is going to be , but it’s going to be as long as i need it to be . sorry if this is disappointing for anyone ! i feel bad , but i know i shouldn’t . this is going to keep me from impulsively deleting my blogs , like i did the last time , so i hope y’all understand .
this hiatus began today : may 29th , 2019 ( 7:40 pm pst ) .
i hope y’all are here when i get back !
- ash .
( LILY . )
“Yeah, well.. a few years ago, I had no choice but to be that way. Turned into a habit.” There’s a flinch in her expression as HB lifted her shirt to see what happened. She let him look, but didn’t let her own eyes wander down to her stomach. She didn’t need to see it to know that it would leave a mark of it’s own, the pain clued her in on that fact. “It’s not exactly an easy habit to break.”
✝ –––– that’s something that hellboy could give some sympathy to . maybe he could even UNDERSTAND how that feels . once more he lowers the shirt , leaning back before he looked up at lily . ❝ you gotta let go’a th’past SOMETIME , ❞ words are hypocratic at best . ❝ you owe yourself THAT MUCH , ❞
i’m gonna go through my drafts and drop a few , and then queue some up so i can be on my beautiful boy again , at least a little .
temporary hiatus until muse returns ! catch me on @jbnder .
INDEPENDENT ABRAHAM SAPIEN FROM HELLBOY / WRITTEN BY DONATELLO .
hello everybody who wants to get crushed by big red thighs .
temporary hiatus until muse returns ! catch me on @jbnder .
i’m not feeling hot about any of my blogs rn so i’ll be away for tonight and maybe tomorrow .
i wanna practice making theme backgrounds , so comment a character below .