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xinesthetic

You promised!!

sometimes-fiend-doodles

doodle 54...... im sure this has been done before haha

keiitopop

now see it cutestyle

c0ulrophilia

imagine peering into another world and your hot older coworker calls you "princess" and you call her "mama" and and

srory i forgot where i was going with this

c0ulrophilia

awawawawawaawawawa

ladyofthebookcase

couldn’t find a post that had all of the hong lu birthday images in one so here they are~

it's also xichun's birthday!! happy birthday to the specialest family hierarch in the world if you dont cheer and clap for her too i'll blow everyone up.

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

chateau-bluerose

there are wild maids nesting around my manor's chimney, waking me up at night with their calls and making tidy. I know they're endangered species but how do I make them leave? I already sent some hands to the rooftops but none yet returned...

Classic maid infestation.

What you need to do at this point depends on how deeply imprinted onto you they are. If it's not too late, you need to stop saying "hmph" and drinking Dr Pepper, and you absolutely cannot wear a crown or tiara of any sort. You have to act generally passive and display no desires of any kind nor any moment of weakness or need. Within a week or two they will see there is no princess to serve and leave of their own accord

It is possible that, if they are young and small, if you dress up in a maid uniform with a BIG as FUCK bow on the back they will recognize there is already a maid claiming this territory and fuck off. This carries tremendous risk because alternatively they might initiate a courtship ritual with you and you'll have to prove you are a competent head maid or they will tear you to pieces and eat you. If you succeed you could get married to a cute coven of maids which doesn't solve your problem but is pretty awesome, you'll have to be a maid for the rest of your life though

If you found that your tax returns have been handled for you already though, or you dare eat a meal you don't remember cooking, ordering, or buying in your home, it's too late. You're a colony host now and you are the princess