ˢⁿᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʰᵒᵐᵉ.

𝘾𝘼𝙉   𝙒𝙀   𝙂𝙀𝙏   𝘼𝙉   𝙄𝘾𝙀   𝘾𝙃𝙀𝘾𝙆   𝙊𝙉   𝙂𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍   ?

[crownsanity]

THE ICE KING. maddening crown ─ ❛ now you know my secret! you know... that i used to wear glasses!

[doityourselfbombs]

get in wizards we're doing evil arts and crafts

[cellystars]

thinking more about the baby universe!

[petricove]

" you don't understand, oh, who am i kidding — you couldn't understand ! "

it's like talking to a brick wall. a blue, cold, and unbearably frustrating brick wall !! simon was a fool to think he could just take it from him that easily. it had been worth a try, right ?

he growls out a huff, grinding his teeth as he realizes this was gonna be harder than he wanted it to be. but he can't be too harsh on him, it'd ruin any chances he had. he screwed his eyes shut and breathed in harshly through his nostrils, before looking at him with a stern expression.

" it's not just a fashion accessory, it's an ancient artifact — an ancient artifact that holds immense power. it turned you from me into this !! " he gestures down at himself once more before sharply poking the end of ice king's nose in frustration and emphasis. he sighed, pinching the bridge of his glasses before pressing his palms together.

" you'll understand later once you've gotten our intellect back, but for now i just really need you to go with me on this one. " he knows he's not gonna go with him on this one.

[crownsanity]

SHEESH,  this  guys  a  mess  !  they've  just  met  and  already  he  wants  to  steal  from  him.  tsk,  tsk.  guess  thats  what  happens  when  you're  the  most  fashionable  wizard  in  ooo,  everyone  wants  a  piece  of  articles  of  your  clothing.  even  yourself.

his  other  half  was  certainly  right,  he  doesn't  understand  --  at  all.  he  doesn't  understand  why  his  socks  go  missing  all  the  time.  he  doesn't  even  wear  socks.  wait,  what  was  going  on  again  ?  oh,  yes,  talking  to  his  unripped  predecessor.  right  …

"  you've  got  a  lot  of  nerve  barging  into  my  ice  lair  and  flaunting  your  glasses  here  !  if  it's  an  ancient  artifact  then  whys  my  name  etched  on  it,  smartypants  ?  "

he  crosses  his  arms  with  an  unhappy  expression.

"  -  and  besides,  why  should  i  lend  you  my  crown  ?  to  get  all  the  princesses  for  yourself,  huh  ?  i  see  what  your  angle  is,  mister.  "

[deactivatedacclol-deactivated20]

A bouquet of flowers 💐❤️

[crownsanity]

i swear im a poser, my s/o writes simon perfectly & u should check him out <333

[powerfulwizardblog]

a Wizard like me has nothing to fear... I know every spell. and can do anything basically. but there is one thing i cant defeat... A Bear

[crownsanity]

its so epic to see ppl i recognize from the rpc loooong ago, like omg ur still here !! (I FEEL OLD IM 26 NOW HAHA)

[harvestkitty]

he is soooo sillygoofy coded

[crownsanity]

“Hello there!” Partcfyouruniverse (rose quartz)

"  OH,  HIYA,  nice  pretty  lady.  "

"  did  you  happen  to  see  a  penguin  waddle  by  here  ?  a  stumpy  one,  about  knee-robed  high,  "

he  levels  a  hand  to  his  knee  for  height  comparison.

"  -  saucer  eyes,  shaped  like  a  football,  sometimes  speaks  russian  …  i  can't  find  him  anywhere  !  I'M  SO  WORRIED  !  "

[crownsanity]

“I like your beard!” shining-stxrs (candy queen)

"  WHY  THANK  YA,  it's  ooh-naturale  !  i  grew  it  myself.  "

the  compliment  fueled  his  ego  a  bit,  it  made  him  gently  blush.  could  it  be  …  is  a  princess  making  the  moves  on  him  ?!  FINALLY  !!

"  say,  i  really  like  all  that  candy  mess  in  your  hair  !  ya  look  like  you  stuck  your  finger  in  a  socket  …  i  like  that  in  a  woman.  "

@shining-stxrs

[olympain]

The next world will have a magic crown that work, and I'll be cursed the right way.

[macrolit]

“I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me.”

— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis

[squatsnstuff-deactivated2022071]

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

[cosed]

i plead oopsies dasies your honor

[lobster-lover]

pretty fly for an ice guy 

(commission for marycanary33 on twitter)

[ovur]

This is how I win. *loses*