Yeah, I'M the bad guy!

(Penned By Oddling3000)"Stop me if you've heard this one before: Bad guy opens a blog, kidnaps a princess, makes dramatic post. Plucky, handsome hero bans me from his feed. Anger Ensuses. But, funny story... I still have my blog! Ha ha! I Win!"

[crows-evil-blog]

((Yo! A very quick hello and passing wave! Figure I should do a written update.))

((So yeah, this blog is basically kaput at this point. I had a lot of fun Rp'ing as crow over the years. As it stands right now, Ive past 200 followers on an RP account, good lord.))

((But... since I've havent touched this blog other than for a few moments here and there, since November 2019 essentially, I kinda think Im at a point of just basically accepting where the blog is and was.))

((Ive had a habit to unfollow people after a certain point of inactivity from the blog, originally bc I was following like x5 the amount that followed me back, but now I think I have like- 10% of my followers being mutuals... so interactions are few to say the least.))

((Ive made many friends and keep in contact with them over discord, and I am so happy and proud of the communities I help create, and was part of.))

((I think my Rp days in general are done. Maybe a rare thing on discord under tight rules, but otherwise I had a exceptional run, and I thank every single person who looked at the blog and took the time to read my shenanigans.))

((Yall can find me under my main username on discord, without the numbers, but glad that I have this to look back fondly on. Love ya all, and catch ya around!))

[waqayiy]

IMPORTANT PSA: RP MAIN ACCOUNTS ARE BEING DELETED

rp admins,

please be aware that tumblr is deactivating group rp MAIN accounts left and right without warning for violating community guidelines of “using your blog with the primary purpose of affiliate marketing and deceptive means to generate traffic/revenue.” (this is language taken directly from the email you get if you inquire about why your account was deleted).

to be clear: this is not just your promo sideblog. your ACCOUNT IS BEING DELETED without warning. this INCLUDES YOUR MAIN and all the information stored on it. several roleplays have already been the victim of this.

back up the things you keep on your main.

if you have time, please email support expressing your concern for this action. below is a draft of the email i sent if you would like to use it. it is extremely important we express to them that this is causing a huge problem within the roleplay community which has lived on tumblr for a great number of years on this model.

if you run a rph blog, please consider reblogging this. thank you.

please also consider joining the findrps discord server ( link in source ), which allows you to promote your rp to over 500 people ( and growing !! ).

Keep reading

[curioosity]

crows-evil-blog​:

“Good! Bolt hero work. Used to do it when I was in my edgy phase, its not fun- all paper work, all punishments for ‘being to liberal with explosives’, and all boring!”

“YOU had an edgy phase? I thought you were in said edgy phase with all the-” she gestures to all of him, especially his eyes. 

“I’ve been in hero school for a while and there’s just soooo many paperwork and rules! I don’t work well with rules! Or sitting down doing paperwork! I want to kick ass so badly already!”

[crows-evil-blog]

"My edgy phase was rebelling against my dad and being a hero, also by wearing red instead of royal purple."

"If you want to kick butt often and not paperwork, learn from anti-heroes. If you can tolerate and handle guns, and possibly alcohol, my mom can teach you. Just don't go near dad, he's technically a kingdom or country threat tier."

[a-vf-vi-tf-ti-a]

@crows-evil-blog​ “Still hanging around? You’re quite persistent. I thought for sure the newest Cats Musical had crushed your spirit.”

[crows-evil-blog]

“I’m more persistent than a mouse with a food supply. A musical won’t drive me away. at least this time. Im keeping an eye out at least for those abominations.”

[a-vf-vi-tf-ti-a]

“It really is nice to see nothing can get you down, Crow.”

“So when are you putting in your first order? You know you want to. I’ve got an assortment of new tech for you to buy and try. No free samples of course, but I have a fresh off the press catalog.”

[crows-evil-blog]

"Actually, yes. I need either a evil-covering smell, or a hero-deturant spray of some sort. Been dealing with heros who can 'smell out evil', what ever that means."

[a-vf-vi-tf-ti-a]

@crows-evil-blog​ “Still hanging around? You’re quite persistent. I thought for sure the newest Cats Musical had crushed your spirit.”

[crows-evil-blog]

"I'm more persistent than a mouse with a food supply. A musical won't drive me away. at least this time. Im keeping an eye out at least for those abominations."

[curioosity]

crows-evil-blog​:

“Now you get it! Crimes! Yes! Why not a bit of napalm to get it really burning!”

“HOORAY FOR ARSON!”

“Fuck hero work! I’m an agent of chaos!”

[crows-evil-blog]

"Good! Bolt hero work. Used to do it when I was in my edgy phase, its not fun- all paper work, all punishments for 'being to liberal with explosives', and all boring!"

[curioosity]

“Being a hero is so boring when you can just do crime and start throwing molotov cocktails at people.”

[crows-evil-blog]

"Now you get it! Crimes! Yes! Why not a bit of napalm to get it really burning!"

[crows-evil-blog]

“I’m gonna say it. We need more villains that accept they are villains and evil. Me, Bowser, Desco (In-Training), to name a few- but it truly is a few.”

“No, I am not some goody-two shoes under this evil-guise. I kidnap people for money and power, I blackmail for money and power, I end businesses for money and power. And that’s fine.”

“Sure my grandpa was crazy when he just tied people to train tracks for no reason other than for the fun of it. But villains who are not redeemable are needed. The world needs people to hate as villains, not just evil people.”

[tricksoolo-a]

“If ya wanna try evil plans to work, I got list of ‘em. Really long list like giraffe’s neck.”

@crows-evil-blog

[crows-evil-blog]

tricksoolo​:

“If ya wanna try evil plans to work, I got list of ‘em. Really long list like giraffe’s neck.”

@crows-evil-blog

“You know what? I’ll hear them out. It’s always good to hear what other people are coming up with.”

“What’cha got?”

[the-smallest-star]

It seems like the news recently has been talking about a purple suited villain running amock again in the area. Hmmm... (Crows evil blog)

Hannah knew about him... and she knew it was certainly not an evil Barney the Dinosaur. She was very very excited.

@crows-evil-blog

[crows-evil-blog]

Crow, on the TV seems annoyed as he quickly enters in a building, but the target seems to be City Hall. Cops swarming the outside, waiting for crow to step out with whoever he has as a kidnapped victim. The news explain that is his main form of villainy. A few moments of silence, and a camera switch to an aerial shot. The side of city hall BURSTS OPEN WIDE with a explosion as Crow is quickly booking it, but with no one in tow, if anything some loose papers have flown from his hand and from the explosion.

“WHY THE BOLTS DO GOVERMENT BUILDINGS HAVE OLD SYSTEMS, STILL IN PAPER RECORDS, AND ON TOP OF THAT, STORED In another build- . . .” Crow’s voice carries off away from the camera’s recording range as he is legging it, quicklu looking at a map and taking a sharp turn, suprising the cops and catching them off guard, and now looking silly.

[crows-evil-blog]

((Want to rp, but stuck at work for 4 more hours roughly. Aaack. Like for crow in your asks?))

[crows-evil-blog]

((Off of work. Heading home now so Ill be on shortly))

[crows-evil-blog]

((Want to rp, but stuck at work for 4 more hours roughly. Aaack. Like for crow in your asks?))

[crows-evil-blog]

"Yaaaay~! Boss Crow is back~! Desco's glad to see ya again~!" The final boss in training cheered happily.

"Yes, Boss Crow is back! And good to see you Desco. Hopefully you have been improving yourself even in my absence?"

[crows-evil-blog]

Why not offer your friend to help you find your lost boomerang? That's still a problem right? And it sounds like you need something to do.

"Not. A. Bad. Idea...."

[crows-evil-blog]

What brings you back?

"Causing doom, destruction, chaos, and general villainy. The usual." ((Honestly got some energy to pop on and try again, see how it goes.))

"Well why dont you take the wind out of my sails and make a hole in my ship while your at it...."

[crows-evil-blog]

((Sorry for the wonky formatting, honestly just doing this off of my phone))

[crows-evil-blog]

((Now that I'm at a PC, im gonna test around with these new postin' tools and stuff. I just need to figure out how to get rid of older sections, or alternatively, just clip themmmm.... Is there still an extension out there that does that stuff? Who knows.))

[curioosity]

crows-evil-blog​:

“Still? When did you ever have money on you?”

“Besides, villains are not charity cases when someone throws a ‘please’ their way. And if they do, its followed up by a trade or agreeing to something.”

“HAD, had! I’m not completely broke all the time!” Well, that’s almost true. She’s taking any scraps she could get out here.

“-And I knew that! Thought I’d ask nicely before I steal from you, just in case you were feeling generous. We are pals after all.”

[crows-evil-blog]

"The only things I'm generous on is betrayal, minion benefits, and false hope for heroes."

"Besides, the last person that tried to rob me got a make over and then extremely beaten up." See the comic 'Crow gets mugged!' for the exciting scoops!