zephyr

patron deity of murder. don't bother me unless you want to end up in the afterlife.

[crowsmurdermuse]

hello, mortals. I only look this handsome because you would die from the mere sight of my real form.

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I'm Zephyr, patron deity of murder. I tend to have a crow head, but currently I am trying to distance myself from my godhood. the only reason this blog exists is because my dau- ahem, student, Luetta convinced me to make it. Do not annoy me unless you want to be in an early grave.

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DNI:

creeps, zoophiles, pedophiles, transphobes, homophobes, ableists, groomers.

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@coquette-corpsie is my main

@clairvoyantcrowgirl is my student Luetta.

@time-watcher is my son Eden. he forced me to adopt him.

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that is all, mortals.

[crowsmurdermuse]

Haiii

hello, child.

[time-watcher]

Are you okay!

[crowsmurdermuse]

just tired.

[time-watcher]

Me too..

[crowsmurdermuse]

you should head to bed, Eden.

[crowsmurdermuse]

Haiii

hello, child.

[time-watcher]

Are you okay!

[crowsmurdermuse]

just tired.

[crowsmurdermuse]

Haiii

hello, child.

[doveswholeheart]

i sincerely miss my boy

[crowsmurdermuse]

not your boy.

[crowsmurdermuse]

hm

@oscar-thegreat

what do you want, mortal.

[time-watcher]

So..I don’t even know how this happened.

[crowsmurdermuse]

KID WHAT DID YOU DO

[time-watcher]

I dunno I just poured the milk and yeah :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[time-watcher]

It’s not.. I blame Oscar..

[crowsmurdermuse]

WHO IS OSCAR?!!??

[time-watcher]

My son who is an opossum..

[crowsmurdermuse]

*takes a deep breath*

Eden. Why in all the courts do you have an opossum.

[time-watcher]

Because i thought he was cute and cuddly but no! He’s a terrorist!

[crowsmurdermuse]

I'm gonna send you to Ariel's domain at this point.

[time-watcher]

I’m sorry..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's okay. but I'm still gonna send you to The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

That sounds nice..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's the exact opposite of here essentially

[time-watcher]

Thank you..

[doveswholeheart]

hey there kiddo!! I'm Asriel. I'm one of the members of The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

Oh uhh hiii!

[crowsmurdermuse]

Asriel. Do not get involved with the kid.

[time-watcher]

Wait why not :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

the court of peace are literally our rivals

[time-watcher]

Oh..but he seems nice!

[crowsmurdermuse]

the court of horror is about death. they're all about life.

[time-watcher]

So I’m not allowed to talk to them?

[crowsmurdermuse]

i mean, you can. we are in the middle of a war though. that's why Luetta isn't in this universe currently.

[time-watcher]

Oh I’m sorry.

[crowsmurdermuse]

you're good, kid.

[time-watcher]

So..I don’t even know how this happened.

[crowsmurdermuse]

KID WHAT DID YOU DO

[time-watcher]

I dunno I just poured the milk and yeah :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[time-watcher]

It’s not.. I blame Oscar..

[crowsmurdermuse]

WHO IS OSCAR?!!??

[time-watcher]

My son who is an opossum..

[crowsmurdermuse]

*takes a deep breath*

Eden. Why in all the courts do you have an opossum.

[time-watcher]

Because i thought he was cute and cuddly but no! He’s a terrorist!

[crowsmurdermuse]

I'm gonna send you to Ariel's domain at this point.

[time-watcher]

I’m sorry..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's okay. but I'm still gonna send you to The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

That sounds nice..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's the exact opposite of here essentially

[time-watcher]

Thank you..

[doveswholeheart]

hey there kiddo!! I'm Asriel. I'm one of the members of The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

Oh uhh hiii!

[crowsmurdermuse]

Asriel. Do not get involved with the kid.

[time-watcher]

Wait why not :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

the court of peace are literally our rivals

[time-watcher]

Oh..but he seems nice!

[crowsmurdermuse]

the court of horror is about death. they're all about life.

[time-watcher]

So I’m not allowed to talk to them?

[crowsmurdermuse]

i mean, you can. we are in the middle of a war though. that's why Luetta isn't in this universe currently.

[time-watcher]

So..I don’t even know how this happened.

[crowsmurdermuse]

KID WHAT DID YOU DO

[time-watcher]

I dunno I just poured the milk and yeah :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[time-watcher]

It’s not.. I blame Oscar..

[crowsmurdermuse]

WHO IS OSCAR?!!??

[time-watcher]

My son who is an opossum..

[crowsmurdermuse]

*takes a deep breath*

Eden. Why in all the courts do you have an opossum.

[time-watcher]

Because i thought he was cute and cuddly but no! He’s a terrorist!

[crowsmurdermuse]

I'm gonna send you to Ariel's domain at this point.

[time-watcher]

I’m sorry..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's okay. but I'm still gonna send you to The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

That sounds nice..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's the exact opposite of here essentially

[time-watcher]

Thank you..

[doveswholeheart]

hey there kiddo!! I'm Asriel. I'm one of the members of The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

Oh uhh hiii!

[crowsmurdermuse]

Asriel. Do not get involved with the kid.

[time-watcher]

Wait why not :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

the court of peace are literally our rivals

[time-watcher]

Oh..but he seems nice!

[crowsmurdermuse]

the court of horror is about death. they're all about life.

[clairvoyantcrowgirl]

why are my father figures always gay men 🤧

@we-love-redwing @crowsmurdermuse @doveswholeheart

[crowsmurdermuse]

wha- Luetta I am not gay or whatever you just called me.

[time-watcher]

So..I don’t even know how this happened.

[crowsmurdermuse]

KID WHAT DID YOU DO

[time-watcher]

I dunno I just poured the milk and yeah :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[time-watcher]

It’s not.. I blame Oscar..

[crowsmurdermuse]

WHO IS OSCAR?!!??

[time-watcher]

My son who is an opossum..

[crowsmurdermuse]

*takes a deep breath*

Eden. Why in all the courts do you have an opossum.

[time-watcher]

Because i thought he was cute and cuddly but no! He’s a terrorist!

[crowsmurdermuse]

I'm gonna send you to Ariel's domain at this point.

[time-watcher]

I’m sorry..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's okay. but I'm still gonna send you to The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

That sounds nice..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's the exact opposite of here essentially

[time-watcher]

Thank you..

[doveswholeheart]

hey there kiddo!! I'm Asriel. I'm one of the members of The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

Oh uhh hiii!

[crowsmurdermuse]

Asriel. Do not get involved with the kid.

[time-watcher]

Wait why not :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

the court of peace are literally our rivals

[doveswholeheart]

@crowsmurdermuse

[crowsmurdermuse]

no.

[doveswholeheart]

awww pleasee

[crowsmurdermuse]

i said no.

[doveswholeheart]

@crowsmurdermuse

[crowsmurdermuse]

no.

[time-watcher]

So..I don’t even know how this happened.

[crowsmurdermuse]

KID WHAT DID YOU DO

[time-watcher]

I dunno I just poured the milk and yeah :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[time-watcher]

It’s not.. I blame Oscar..

[crowsmurdermuse]

WHO IS OSCAR?!!??

[time-watcher]

My son who is an opossum..

[crowsmurdermuse]

*takes a deep breath*

Eden. Why in all the courts do you have an opossum.

[time-watcher]

Because i thought he was cute and cuddly but no! He’s a terrorist!

[crowsmurdermuse]

I'm gonna send you to Ariel's domain at this point.

[time-watcher]

I’m sorry..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's okay. but I'm still gonna send you to The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

That sounds nice..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's the exact opposite of here essentially

[time-watcher]

Thank you..

[doveswholeheart]

hey there kiddo!! I'm Asriel. I'm one of the members of The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

Oh uhh hiii!

[crowsmurdermuse]

Asriel. Do not get involved with the kid.

[time-watcher]

So..I don’t even know how this happened.

[crowsmurdermuse]

KID WHAT DID YOU DO

[time-watcher]

I dunno I just poured the milk and yeah :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[time-watcher]

It’s not.. I blame Oscar..

[crowsmurdermuse]

WHO IS OSCAR?!!??

[time-watcher]

My son who is an opossum..

[crowsmurdermuse]

*takes a deep breath*

Eden. Why in all the courts do you have an opossum.

[time-watcher]

Because i thought he was cute and cuddly but no! He’s a terrorist!

[crowsmurdermuse]

I'm gonna send you to Ariel's domain at this point.

[time-watcher]

I’m sorry..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's okay. but I'm still gonna send you to The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

That sounds nice..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's the exact opposite of here essentially

[time-watcher]

So..I don’t even know how this happened.

[crowsmurdermuse]

KID WHAT DID YOU DO

[time-watcher]

I dunno I just poured the milk and yeah :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[time-watcher]

It’s not.. I blame Oscar..

[crowsmurdermuse]

WHO IS OSCAR?!!??

[time-watcher]

My son who is an opossum..

[crowsmurdermuse]

*takes a deep breath*

Eden. Why in all the courts do you have an opossum.

[time-watcher]

Because i thought he was cute and cuddly but no! He’s a terrorist!

[crowsmurdermuse]

I'm gonna send you to Ariel's domain at this point.

[time-watcher]

I’m sorry..

[crowsmurdermuse]

it's okay. but I'm still gonna send you to The Court of Peace.

[time-watcher]

So..I don’t even know how this happened.

[crowsmurdermuse]

KID WHAT DID YOU DO

[time-watcher]

I dunno I just poured the milk and yeah :(

[crowsmurdermuse]

ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[time-watcher]

It’s not.. I blame Oscar..

[crowsmurdermuse]

WHO IS OSCAR?!!??

[time-watcher]

My son who is an opossum..

[crowsmurdermuse]

*takes a deep breath*

Eden. Why in all the courts do you have an opossum.

[time-watcher]

Because i thought he was cute and cuddly but no! He’s a terrorist!

[crowsmurdermuse]

I'm gonna send you to Ariel's domain at this point.