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idk if i've said it before but luck of the draw is infinitely more charming than a wing and a prayer

#and infintely more informative but that's beside the point #why does charm matter? my enjoyment #i have less than a hundred pages left of a wing and a prayer but wowie the misogyny is thick #a wing and a prayer is def more snappy def faster paced and more emotional (so far)#a feelings based memoir rather than a 'this is how this thing worked' memoir #which isnt necessarily a bad thing but i enjoy that less tbh #idk i like murph i think he's neat

oldmanpusspuss

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

#me waiting to watch half man #it'll consume me i know it so i have to Wait

pacific-rimbaud

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

#sounds familiar

toddkinn

we literally have gale cleven saying you sound like my dad to his boy best friend and yall still don’t believe in god

buckpregnant

the way gale flinches when bucky touches him.

#the haunted look in his eyes ✨🩷✨🩷✨🩷

someone needs to take ebay away from me

#i'm too powerful #or maybe i just know what i want too well

ladyeggplant

luv finding new and increasingly humiliating ways for characters to masturbate tho

ladyeggplant

haha 🫡

Gale used to tell himself as a kid that this way didn’t count. If he didn’t stroke himself, close a hand around himself, he wasn’t actually jerking off. Instead he would do this—rubbing at the soft spot just under the tip through the fabric of his shirt or his underwear in slow, slow circles. He inhales at the first press of his fingertip, muted through white cotton he knows will be soaked through soon with how much he’s already leaking, thighs spreading and bottom lip caught between his teeth. Just this used to be enough, keeping him on that edge until that bite of friction itched into discomfort from rubbing too long and too hard. But the longer he goes without hookups, or the longer he goes without touching himself at all, that neat little loophole he thought he’d found starts to tighten. Around how this isn’t normal. Around how these tiny, humiliating little circles shouldn’t feel so fucking good, his hips swiveling in time with the movement of his finger.

#yay

thebuckys

gale can still mind control john with john’s dick in his ass. don’t underestimate his capacity for psychological torment

toddkinn

@pleasuretrade never enough

maj-egan

more new callum bts from masters of the air… this is like seeing my wife back from war after so long…

source

#the gasp i let out #my princess

crowtits

i was made for blood and guts not this fucking bullshit ughhh

crowtits

i am so brave

#would it be dramatic for me to message my landlord asking for the previous tennants info #so i can hire a hit man #put a curse on them #something #that was so awful so so awful #i shouldve been more whinny about this #none of that was in anyway recycling #some of it was in fact :) alive :)#everyone clap for me i deserve it

gummysharksdoingcrimes

Bucky on his way out of the bar: walking under his own power with no difficulty, makes perfectly coherent comment to Lil

Bucky outside the bar, now that Buck is there: slurring his words and falling all over the place

I’m going to start a rumor that the real reason Bucky drank so much in England was so that he could more openly express his feelings for Gale and have it be brushed off. Like coping with missions and having fun, yeah yeah yeah, but I’m saying the primary reason was to have cover and plausible deniability if he slipped up too hard.

#do we think gale can tell